@MBendoris

Ex-journalist, author and The Krankies official biographer (new edition https://xitter.cf/t.co/f6yslEPBAs)

 Glasgow
Joined February 2009
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как креативно пересекать финишную черту наглядное пособие от гонщиков наскар
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Brian Spurrell@BrianSpanner17h
STV News
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Air Transat's dramatic landing in Glasgow during Storm Boelo i.stv.tv/4zfGR1E
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Replying to @larabirdsnp @ProgIntl
The absolute arrogance of SNP politicians playing international stateswoman while Scotland falls apart is staggering. You flew thousands of miles just to “bear witness” and ended up achieving nothing but being “prevented from crossing the border”. You are not a sovereign foreign minister; you are a devolved politician whose party presides over a £22.8bn deficit, record drug deaths, and a collapsing NHS. The Israeli government does not care about your “pressure”. Get on a flight home and do the actual job Scottish taxpayers pay you to do.
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Chris Musson@ChrisMusson12h
Reform MSP quitting party sparks debate over free-thinking MSPs and the Holyrood "list" system. But the Scottish Parliament has a growing problem (of its own making) with relevance, despite its significant powers. Column⬇️ thescottishsun.co.uk/news/16…

Scottish Parliament returns after two-week holiday – but it’s unlikely anyone noticed

MANY folk won’t have noticed, but the Scottish Parliament has been on holiday for a fortnight. It returns tomorrow with Labour as the SNP’s main opposition – boosted up from joint-second due …

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I have called on Susie McCabe to fuck off down a fucking well.
The National
@ScotNationalOct 23
NEW: Susie McCabe has called on women in comedy to 'record and expose' inappropriate behaviour by male comedians It comes after saying she was inundated with messages following the backlash surrounding Vittorio Angelone's rape 'joke'
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This was the theme park for us kids in the 80s.
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I’m not spunking 11 quid on that.
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£4.30 for lamb kofte and chips at Wrexham. Can't fault the price. The presentation, on the other hand, needs a serious rethink.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Image is AI x.com/primeris/statu…
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Dennis Staples@gosporttomarlowOct 23
As many of you know ,I do portraits on commission, I'm taking bookings for Christmas, book early to avoid disappointment
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Alexandergaell@AlexandergaellOct 22
My granny went to hug me this evening without asking. Safe to say she won’t be doing that again, dirty aul nonce.
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I haven't had my bandages changed for 3000 years, I went to the QEUH to get some new ones and they said I still have 500 years to go until I reach the top of the waiting list.
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I would like to give my informed consent to be putting back on display at Kelvingrove, I dont like it in this cupboard with the mops and buckets @GlasgowCC
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Aviemore@FyrishsunsetOct 22
‘Scottish Green activists push for legal recognition of polyamory’ They want legal recognition of polyamorous and “multiple partner” relationships. I don’t think any of them are remotely interested in the climate. Those who were are long gone. scotsman.com/news/politics/s…

Scottish Green activists push for legal recognition of polyamory

A motion at the party’s conference says ‘poly relationships’ are growing in number in Scotland

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"You can f*** off!" 🤬😂 Gordon Strachan recalls the time he asked Sir Alex Ferguson to leave Aberdeen after the 1982 World Cup. Alex McLeish was supposed to ask next. He didn't bother! 😂
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Marko Polo@markthehibbyOct 21
🚨 Keith Brown’s “rock-solid” principles: 📅 March 4: “I don’t agree with Drill, baby, drill.” 📅 October 21: “Jackdaw is the right decision.” SNP: STRONGER FOR HYPOCRISY. 🤡 #bbcdn
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alexmassie
@alexmassieOct 21
Andy Burnham will have no truck with a Green party which says that anyone who believes in a two-state solution in the middle east is a "racist". But what about John Swinney & the SNP? Are they still happy to be pals with the Greens? thetimes.com/uk/scotland/art…

If Burnham can distance himself from the Greens, will Swinney?

Embracing politicians who brand Zionism racist reveals how far Scottish nationalism is willing to compromise for its independence cause

thetimes.com
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That 1
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i knew it
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Aviemore@FyrishsunsetOct 21
STV News reporting on Jackdaw : “The Greens are absolutely furious” The rest of us on hearing it …
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alexmassie
@alexmassieOct 22
There's your Caledonian antisyzygy for you. Splendid stuff.
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Egyptian mummies removed from display because they didn't 'consent'👇 🤯 Welcome to idiotically woke SNP-run Glasgow. dailymail.com/news/article-1…

'Woke madness' as museum removes Egyptian mummies from display...

Bosses at one of Scotland's most popular museums are at the centre of a 'woke' row after removing mummies from display because of a lack of 'informed consent from the deceased individual'.

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