Kristen retweeted
🎉 Excited to announce my new partnership with @tradeit_gg! 🎮 To celebrate, we’re giving away a $250 Bowie Knife | Freehand ! 🔥
To enter:
1⃣ Follow @tradeit_gg and @MissRage
2⃣Like this tweet ❤️
3⃣ Retweet 🔃
Good luck, and may the odds be ever in your favor! 😎🔪 #ad
coming back from my hiatus to let everyone know that you shouldn't use grenades in 1v1s unless you are a highly trained professional. clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyDiff…
Please send some positive thoughts and vibes to my boy Lucifer. He’s the cat that made me love cats and this boy is one of the sweetest animals I’ve ever met. You’ve got a whole army behind you buddy💛💛
Kristen retweeted
my mom taught me to say “not my circus, not my monkeys” when some crazy shit someone was doing wasn’t my business. but when my friends are doing crazy shit it’s tough. bc I’m like that’s not my circus… but that’s MY monkey
.@missrage just tried to call me a bull in a china shop and called me an elephant in a ceramic store instead. gg englando
Kristen retweeted
I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu 🫶 Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 🩵 at home!
PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but A) no one’s prouder to be a millennial and B) it’s my bday and today I am exempt! 🎂
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Kristen retweeted
Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-
Me: Can I bring my cat.
Replying to @TIME
Read Taylor Swift's full Person of the Year interview (featuring Benjamin Button, the cat) time.com/6342806/person-of-t…
Not to be a total sap or anything but I never knew how low my standards used to be until I started talking to someone who checked off every box including the ones I didn’t even realize I had
I think there are NPCs that are strategically placed right outside where I live to drive 20mph below the speed limit in front of me on the way to work every morning.
Look how majestic he is 🥹🍂(please ignore his buzz cut on his leg, he’s 2 months post op from knee surgery)






















