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Carolina Alum, Twisted Tea Enjoyer, Jarin Stevenson Stan

Joined March 2025
Belichick too high
Updated top 50 CFB HC rankings:
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if anybody on campus owns a gun, meet me at Jackson deck and take me out of my misery
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RING THAT BELL ALL THE WAY BACK TO CHAPEL HILL 🔔
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Got that damn bell back and we gon ring until we go to sleep. Go Heels.
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holy fuck dude. get bill and billy away from this program
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Congrats to Ty for being one of the first former MLB players to get CTE. A true trailblazer
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THIS FUCKING GUY IS A MORON
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DAN QUINN NEEDS TO BE KILLED
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Analytics say it’s a bad shot. A NBA champion coach says it’s a bad a shot. But don’t worry, our fan base on Twitter knows better
I disagree. The midrange shot is a “bad shot” because it isn’t coached or practiced enough. MJ has the highest career PPG average because he could knock down anything mid range. The mid range area is often the least defended area of the floor. You need to use it.
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Replying to @umhoops
UNC comes back and wins big. Just an exhibition game but both teams had *very* different shot profiles.
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I have officially entered the NCAA Transfer Portal as a graduate transfer with 2 years of eligibility remaining. RHP | Columbia University 6’3” 215 lbs FB | 97.6 2.1 Career ERA 2026 World Baseball Classic: Strikeout of Bobby Witt Jr 3.5 GPA 424-999-8755 [email protected]
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Duke basketball/ND football fan… can’t take em serious 😭😭
UNC fans gonna be very silent this weekend 😭😭
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Leaving work early for a headache
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Can we stop acting like victims and the media is out to get us, so embarrassing
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category is famous last words
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Nearly did himself a neck injury.
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Sources: UNC football GM Michael Lombardi has resigned from his position. He’d been on paid leave in the wake of an internal investigation.
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as expected, North Carolina is on top of the college football world
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