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I know what I like and I like what I know. Impeach Dear Leader now. 🎣 🥃 🌊🇨🇦

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Joined December 2020
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Why do we call MAGAs stupid? Here we go. -48% of Democrats have college degrees. Only 32% of Republicans do. -70% of all Americans with master’s or PhDs are registered Democrats. -Bottom 10 states with the lowest education levels: all Republicans. -Bottom 10 states with the lowest income levels: all Republicans. -65% of the federal fucking budget comes from the blue states. We pay for you to live. So when your stupid ass president gets on TV and says Mexico is gonna pay for the wall, you believe it because you don’t understand how international law works. When he gets on TV and says China is gonna pay for the tariffs, you believe it because you don’t understand how trade works. Do you understand now why we call you stupid? Because you fucking are.
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The “Shove the ballroom up your fat ass” guy, the “I’m here to see the MAGA cult up close” guy, and the “Trump flew on Epstein’s plane” dude have done more for Democrats this midterm season than Hakeem Jeffries and Chuck Schumer combined.
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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My God, the ocean of testosterone coming off these pure alpha specimens is insane. Control yourselves, ladies.
Our Turning Point Action team joined forces with @ScottPresler to knock on doors in Manchester, New Hampshire today for @SununuSenator and @DiLorenzo4NH .
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I can respect that.
FOX "News": Why are you here? "There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front" 🤣💀
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Dear MAGA,
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Barney retweeted
Did someone say Cheesecake Factory?
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Abdul El-Sayed was born in Michigan. How the fuck is a man born here going to invade and occupy our country? MAGA is dumb and racist as fuck.
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Brokeback Trumping.
Trump in Mississippi: Nice looking guys, these guys that went out with those cowboy hats. I love those cowboys. I love the Cowboys. I love Texas. I won Texas 3 times.
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🚨 Andrew Tate is NOT even a millionaire?!
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Hunter Biden received Billions from Middle Eastern countries oops - that was kushner.. my bad! Can’t believe #TrumpCrimeFamily and its members are corrupt
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Jared Kushner has committed Treason against the United States and crimes against humanity Donald Trump has aided and abetted every single action. This thread will list a timeline of Jared’s actions. I will start briefly discussing Jared and Ivanka’s origin story.
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MAGA “alpha males” love to call my husband a “soy boy” because he’s liberal. Meanwhile, he built our house with his bare hands & has never met a problem he couldn’t solve or a broken thing he couldn’t fix. Stay angry, toxic, and crashing Grindr, you sad little Republican freaks ☺️🫶
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BREAKING: Flávio Bolsonaro has been summoned by the Federal Police to hand over his passport within 24 hours by order of Supreme Court Justice Alexandre de Moraes. The Supreme Court Justice argues that there is a risk that Bolsonaro could flee abroad to avoid prosecution.
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In case you missed it, a story broke late yesterday that Ken Paxton, as Texas AG, took 350 out-of-state trips with a state-funded security detail. 25 went outside the US. Think about that number. And it's not even in the Top 10 most wasteful and corrupt things he's done. Worst candidate EVER.
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I support Elon Musk going to prison @elonmusk
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If this is your profile picture, you’re not just stupid. You’re profoundly fucking stupid.
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I believe this will be considered one of the most important videos in US history from this time.
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Whooooof.
As turnout in Texas nears 3 million votes, Hispanic turnout is now exceeding presidential levels. More Hispanics have voted than did at this point in the 2024 presidential election. What's driving this huge increase? Young voters.
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