If the middle aged couple in the hotel room next to yours are clearly enjoying each others company very much, and the headboard has been banging against the wall for about 20 minutes now, is it acceptable to knock on the wall and tell them to keep it down a bit?
I’m currently at Reading.
Could someone tell me why, if you’re attending the Reading Festival, you either have to dress up like a clown or a pole dancer?
As if you didn’t think that the Greens aren’t mental enough already.
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Can anyone explain to me why the A34 from the M4 to the M40 is driven on by idiots who appear to be causing queues of stationary traffic for no good reason?
Me, says Grok:
A no-nonsense, slightly curmudgeonly ex-Navy man from a tough background, proud of traditional British institutions and personal resilience, deeply sceptical of current progressive politics and cultural trends. You are unpolished, opinionated, and unapologetic.
Having gained a positive response to my previous post about fat kids sitting in supermarket trolleys, my next proposal is that people who go to cafes and sit there all day poncing the WiFi and charging all of their devices, should be thrown out into the street. No exceptions.
Good news everybody. I’ve just received a letter from HMRC letting me know that I’m owed child tax credits of £545 from the tax year 2003/2004.
The bad news is that they won’t be paying it to me. What a waste of paper and a stamp.
Armed Forces Day, lads.
This is me and some other fresh faced bits of skin and essence shortly to embark on the greatest job in the world.
Tragic loss of 3 Naval Aviators.
Fair winds and following seas. RIP.
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