it's a year that ends in the number 6 so according to PEMDAS dry Jan is actually cancelled! party at my house to celebrate!

the year of the horse 🐴 it's officially our year

happy week between xmas and new years where we all just are floating and feeling weird

happy Friday before no one works until 2026

hello and thank you for reading this message. how are we doing on this Monday fam

my fav holiday is the Wednesday before Thanksgiving aka the day you see everyone from your hometown at the one dive bar and introduce them all to Cold Snacks

don't you need a new water bottle and t shirt to match? shop.montuckycoldsnacks.com/…

how do you put your tab down after opening a beer?

what's your favorite can size??

do you say Moontucky or Mawntucky

I went to Montucky and everyone there knew you and loved you and thought you were really funny and smart.

the hat is back. shop.montuckycoldsnacks.com/…

COLD SNACKS CLOCKING IN

remember the bacon list? is anybody close to him and think we could get a cold snack in Mr. Bacon's hands???

everyone tell my mom happy birthday

I posted this on instagram yesterday so I would say this week is going well

Montucky Monday but it's just me in the can suit sitting by a pool

which goes harder w a Cold Snack