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Another ace infosec guy. Music lover, therefore big Queen fan. Ability to read death-metal logos. Doesn't wear glasses. Bollocks spouted and views are my own.

Joined November 2011
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Meanwhile in the UK...
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Ooh! It's getting closer to the day when "The Sparks Brothers" will be shown at cinemas! 🙂🙂🙂
Please put lots of bowls of water out in shade, for all the birds & animals - as they really need it in this☀️🔥#ukheatwave Bees like bowls of water filled with small pebbles or marbles in so they don’t drown If it’s a deep bowl place a larger rock in for birds/small animals. 🤘🏻
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"Why is it when somebody knocks on the door the dog always thinks it's for them?"
Does anybody know what these runes mean in LibreOffice Calc?
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I need a really good puzzle game for my phone, such as escape rooms, logic puzzles etc. What would you peeps recommend?
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When is a door not a door? It's always a door.
What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple? Being eaten by a shark.
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Wow! A $99 price increase for an exam is a bit steep! I don't think I'll be doing my OSCP retake (or any other planned @offsectraining courses) after all. #EndOfOffSecJourney
Mints sometimes make me sneeze. When I have one in my mouth and about to sneeze, I need to tuck it down the side of my tongue so as not to "fire it" when I sneeze. Sometimes I don't have time to do that so I "close teeth" to catch it. I wonder if I could lose a tooth that way?
Right. Last year sometime I had a conversation with somebody about portable oscilloscopes, somebody from Twitter. If this was you please get in touch. Ta.
On the school run I picked up a mysterious package for my missus and held onto it in my pocket as I walked home. Now my right hand smells like it has perfume on it! It's actually quite nice as my left hand smells like it's been dipped and held in a pond for several minutes.
Let's see how many people have the guts to answer this truthfully. Do you like me?
67%yes
33%no
6 votes • Final results
So it turns out that my son is now taller than me. And likes Pantera and Nirvana more than I do! Pantera I can cope with, but not Nirvana!!!
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I can't decide if I prefer infosec people tweeting about infosec, or tweeting about their obscure 'hobbies' away from infosec.
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Happy Friday peeps! What's that you say? You want to attempt that puzzle that has never ever been solved? Here you go. Have fun! 🙂 gerbyte.com/lockdownpuzzle00…
I'm just watching #Gogglebox, and right now I have just witnessed before my very eyes, a true embarrassment buffer overflow!
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Whenever I see MongoDB mentioned anywhere, it always reminds me of failing an OSCP exam.
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