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Procurement Specialist//Sourcing Agent//Supply Chain Specialist in China//Co-Owner of Omnium Hangzhou Trading Company Limited

China
Joined November 2021
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cette question est tellement américaine 🤡
I’m genuinely curious… Do you ever listen to music in a different language than yours?
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ALWAYS CHECK YOUR KIDS HALLOWEEN CANDY I JUST WENT THROUGH MY SONS AND FOUND 2 MANCHESTER UNITED TICKETS INSIDE IT BE SAFE THIS HALLOWEEN
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"fuck it we ball" is for stress about the future, "it is what it is" is for stress about the past and "this too shall pass" is for stress about the present
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Showing my girl something on my phone and a bitch that ain’t ever send me a reel before sent me a reel lmfaooo cmon dawg
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we really need to start having some serious conversations about Anderson Paak’s discography. not a single miss
ANDERSON .PAAK x CORDAE 🚨 58TH FLOOR 🎙️ (A COLORS SHOW)
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Somebody said “Respect is allowing your partner to clarify what they meant instead of deciding what they meant and arguing against an intention they never had.” And I like that shit
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Take a wild guess what 串 is
If you are psychologically ready to accept this, then you are ready to learn Chinese.
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What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?
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This famously stops after college
I actually cannot fucking wait to be finished with college I hate living in a constant cycle of deadlines and stress
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“the only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow”
The only nigga who want it more than me rn, is me tomorrow
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Quando o tweet começa com Traduzido do chinês Queridos alemães, Você senta, pega um café e começa a estudar.
亲爱的德国人,你起码犯了两个常识错误。 一、中国没有40平米的房子。除了单身公寓这种数量极少的投资型物业,中国的房子通常在90平以上,大城市在80平以上。 二、奔驰、宝马、奥迪不再是中国人追逐的品牌。现在的中国人喜欢电动车,而德国品牌的电动车被称为杂牌电动车。 当你的基础认知就已经是错误的,你只能得出荒谬的结论。 中国商品之所以物美价廉,是因为中国有齐全且集中的供应链、高效的物流系统、自动化的生产车间,以及规模优势拉低了边际成本。 中国当然也可以为那些优秀的商品定一个昂贵的价格,以换取丰厚的利润。过去你们就是这么干的,现在以我们的产品竞争力,也有条件这么干。 但我们不这么干。 这是因为,提高利润的代价是销量降低。对于你们那个只有几千万人口的国家来说,你们无需追求销量,无需扩大能量,因为你们无需为社会提供那么多的就业岗位。 但我们是一个14亿人口的国家。对我们来说,与其只创造1000个岗位,让这1000人拿一份丰厚的薪水,不如创造10000个岗位,让10000人拿一份普通的薪水。 薄利多销,能够支撑起更大的产能,提供更多的就业岗位。对企业来说,还能获得规模优势,压缩单件商品成本,扩大市场份额,创造更大营收,然后还有了更多的资金投入研发,如此循环滚动。 另一方面,这也大大有利于消费端市场,让全世界的消费者得以享受到物美价廉的中国商品。 想想你们的盾构机。曾经你们以一台 3.5 亿元人民币的价格买给中国。你们自恃垄断了制造技术,宁愿维持一个极低的销量,宁愿让那些发展中国家用不起,也要追求丰厚利润。 中国实现盾构机国产化之后,我们将每台的价格降至3000 万元人民币以下,不到你们价格的1/10。 诚然,我们没有赚到你们那么多的利润,但我们为发展中国家提供了质优价廉的采购选择,促进了那些国家的建设与发展,同时我们扩大了市场份额,创造了更多的生产就业岗位。 我们在做着多方共赢、造福世界的事业,你们则喜欢用技术垄断剥削全世界。当中国打破你们的技术垄断,你们恨得咬牙切齿。因为你们不仅仅是丧失了利润,而且丧失市场份额,丧失了就业岗位。 你们在工业领域的失守,仍在加剧。以前,德国汽车只想要中国的工人和市场,但现在,他们不得不将研发重心也放到中国。 你们愚蠢地与俄罗斯开战,切断了俄罗斯的能源供应。你们几十年去工业化,导致理工科学生数量大幅下降,工程师人才极度缺失。 这样的营商环境,导致你们的企业纷纷关闭德国工厂,迁往中国和美国。 你们失业,你们抗议。但这一切都是你们自己的选择,你们并不无辜。
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"here, you can borrow my belief in you, until you can find yours again." being another one on that list.
"i cant carry it for you, but i can carry you" is probably the most romantic line i have ever heard in any piece of media. Maybe next to "in another life, i would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you"
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actually, cos wtf??
Making jokes about trigonometry is a sin
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Funny how a couple of Chinese companies withdrawing their endorsement is an example of China's ruthlessness but the US bombing Iranian school children and then preventing their National team from staying in the US during the World Cup isn't.
Love how China has reminded the world how ruthless they can be. You guys have romanticized them for too long.
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Los chinos de twitter repartiendo ostias mentales como panes a los condescendientes europeos, pero de forma elegante y sutil.
今天碰到一个欧洲人对线, 他反复跟我强调一件事,他是自由的。 我算了笔账,实在没听懂。 一个月工资,先砍掉五分之一交税, 房租再砍掉二分之一, 物价往上走,收入往下走。 然后他告诉我,他非常自由。 我问他,自由在哪。 他说不上来,但表情很坚定。 那一刻我突然明白了, 自由这个词在他那,不是状态,是信仰。 他爷爷的爷爷那辈,有地,有房子, 到了他这一代,地没了,房没了, 最后剩下的一样东西,叫自由。 人不能什么都没有,还觉得自己亏, 所以必须把最后这个词,供起来。 你跟他算账,他跟你念经。 账是算不赢的,经可以念一辈子。 中国人理解这个事,一直很朴素, 自由不是你嘴里喊的,是你手里有的。 手里有选择,才叫自由, 手里什么都没有,那不叫自由,叫没别的可叫。 祖上有产,到这一代,被割得干干净净, 割完了还要替镰刀鼓掌,夸割得好自由。
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Don't let the fact that I'm deeply unserious distract you from the fact that you're in the presence of a genius.
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Maybe life actually starts at 30
Life actually starts at 29
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Auto translate on Twitter has changed my life
الياباني وهو يشوف الهندي يدافع عنه
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来动物园参观需要缴纳门票这是常识
Liebe Chinesen, warum beschwert ihr euch darüber, dass euer Land als Diktatur bezeichnet wird, während ihr gleichzeitig VPN nutzen müsst, um auf X (Twitter) zuzugreifen?
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Culers in China watching their La Liga access get sacrificed because of a player they don’t even like
JUST IN: 🇨🇳 China suspends broadcasts of Spain's La Liga football league following remarks by Kylian Mbappe.
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