Accidentally knocked an entire row of cereal off the shelf with my cart and that's why I'm now on the run

There should be a badge for successfully making through an #Octoberfest without having to use a porta potty. Bladder of steel! 😂🍻

Give me all the sours. #fremontoctoberfest #craftbeer #sourbeer

Listen. There are plenty of toxic people on Overwatch and *usually* I don’t respond to the nonsense. But the other night I was in a m.o.o.d. So this guy, first round, plays solider. I… instagram.com/p/BlY8CpVAVNo/…

*when fitbit says it's time to sleep but it hasn't caught on I'm a night owl*

Js not around in person to hear me gripe so this is how I summed up my day. #thankgoditsfriday

In a random conversation with my mom that transitioned into a land of discovery I found out I can rep the same places as Beyonce 🐝🐝🐝. #6degreesofbeyonce There is power in history. #HappyJuneteenth

Incredibly lucky to have had time w/my great grandma growing up. Her grandma was a freed slave and recently my mom found out what her last name was! Getting my 💰 together so I can research the rest of our scattered family tree. #HappyJuneteenth

It's already June and I *still* have no idea what my Halloween costume is going to be and it's legit stressful #halloweenisseriousbusiness

Thank you for having me on @revisionpath! xitter.cf/revisionpath/status/10…

I legit put my hair away last night (bantu knots) and threw on my Lump Space Princess beany in an effort to stop myself from literally pulling my hair out during meetings today. I gotta protect my edges

Ah yes, experiencing that quintessential post dentist copper and minty freshness.