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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
500k followers giveaway pt 1! My golf bag plus some @Titleist goodies Comment, like, repost to enter. Must be a follower Clubs not included unfortunately* Still need those for my day job
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
250k followers! As thanks, I’m going to giveaway tickets to the MAJOR 😂 the Players Championship! plus some signed @range_finance hats and some of my personal @Titleist gear. Must be a follower. Comment, like, retweet to enter.
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wut
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
Whoa @Eminem is fire!!!!
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I’d expect this kind of behavior from Gilmore. Not Steph Curry...
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
This country has a mental health problem disguised as a gun problem and a tyranny problem disguised as a security problem.
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.@JordanSpieth @McIlroyRory w/ you boys! The fact that the @usga thinks that DJ caused the ball to move is completely ridiculous! Laughable!
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
look. life is bad. evryones sad. we're all gona die. but i alredy bought this inflatable boumcy castle so r u gona take ur shoes off or wat
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Neil deGrasse Tyson never fails to disappoint. teapawt.org/neiltyson/status/68748…
With Lotteries funding State education budgets, the best way to sustain them is to NOT teach probability&statistics in school
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
Phil just said he wears black on Sunday because, like for NFL teams, it makes him play more aggressive. Phil talking nonsense is the best.
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
White people fighting for their right to be racist while some fight for their right to live #BlackLivesMatter #NYPD
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[Last Supper] Jesus: Hey Judas, could you pass the betrayal -- I mean bread tray? Other Disciples: FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
[court] so you admit to the murder "yes" thank you "no prob" anything you wanna add? "sike" *my lawyer cups hands around his mouth* OH SNAP
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What they don't tell you is if you don't win jeopardy alex trebek hunts you for sport
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
Thanks a lot California for banning plastic grocery bags. Where am i supposed to get my bathroom trashbags now?
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For an extra $5 the guys at Taco Bell will let you eat straight from the ingredient bins with your bare hands.
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Dynasty Doggo retweeted
[isn't paying attention to anything you're saying] oh nice
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Someone at women's health has been waiting her whole life for this pun.
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