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Staten Island Movie Critic | Devourer of Foods | Film Independent Member | Certified Spidey Boy | https://teapawt.org/t.co/09U106GhhF

Staten Island, NY
Joined March 2011
Me after watching the Lighthouse trailer. Me after watching the TENET trailer. Me after watching the 1917 trailer. Me every moment of my damn life.
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Who amongst us remembers TAXI starring Jimmy H Fallon?
Movies used to have Queen Latifah in them
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If I see a bunch of transplants/fake fans at Lincoln Square copping copious amounts of IMAX 70MM tickets on release day, we will kick them out. This actually means something to me πŸ˜‚
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Last week at an early screening of I PLAY ROCKY, some dude behind me screamed at Anthony Ippolito (actor who played Stallone) saying, β€œDO THE VOICE!” Like, there is no helping some people. You’re treating a human being like one of your action figures, have some self awareness.
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Robert Pattinson showing up against all these other dudes at the Bond audition
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The bar owner in The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie (2004) be like:
Willem Dafoe for Outlander Magazine (2026)
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John Maffeo πŸ” retweeted
Growing up hearing β€œWikipedia isn't a valid source” and then entering a workplace where people say β€œjust ask ChatGPT” is a surprisingly strange timeline
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Thanks to Rian Johnson’s app, I too…am a cinematography.
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Only Living Pickpocket in New York soars w/ a tight screenplay, beautiful NY cinematography (using all 5 boroughs on location), and a memorable John Turturro lead performance. Has a lot to say about adapting to rapidly changing times & reckoning with a lifetime of bad decisions.
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Seeing the Van Wyck expressway in Queens fixed is like seeing a real life unicorn. Too many St John’s commutes riddled in the worst traffic ever witnessed moons ago. I may drive over from SI one day just to experience the euphoria.
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Crystal Lake show (Friday the 13th prequel) on Peacock, in my opinion, was pretty fun for someone who is a slasher guy. Commits to campy tone, introduces sci fi elements, not afraid to be stupid. Linda Cardellini is great, no surprise there!
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The older I get, the harder the truth gets that you’ll never be able to watch every movie on your watchlist & you’ll never be able to play every video game you’re interested in. But I’ll be damned if I don’t try πŸ˜†
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Don’t have to imagine, I was there baby
Imagine being a white boy in 2004 when that Jay-Z Linkin Park album dropped
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There was a time when New York Comic Con for me was a no questions kind of event every October for over a decade and I’m now approaching nearly a decade since the last event attended. Times have changed.
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me walking into my local pizza spot for the 14th time this month
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See now, I wouldn’t mind a JAWS sequel with a director/screenwriter who know what they’re doing if there’s a cool story to tell (seeing as the sequel quality hasn’t come remotely close since the OG in 1975). Coming from a big JAWS fan here.
Mike Flanagan says that he would love to make a β€˜JAWS’ movie. β€œHonestly, I wish to hell I could make a JAWS movie. Another example where no one will EVER get close to the original, but there is a ton of room for improvement on the sequels.”
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It’s October so I’m here to remind everyone that Halloween Ends is actually good & pouring one out for the kid, Corey Cunningham.
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Taylor could’ve won tonight but her answers were incredibly ABC 123 instead of making any kind of convincing argument, which is what Devens did. Until next summa #BB28
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The Counselor? Sicko movie , also what year is it?
Trader Joes cashiers when you ask for a bag
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Saw Godzilla Minus Zero, it was pretty sick. Never loses its touch regarding the focus on character & all the kaiju sequences are quite breathtaking. Craaaazy start to New York Film Festival! #NYFF
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Started watching Traitors & currently wondering why the elder Weasley twins periodically show up to aura farm for 4-10 seconds.
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