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Kampala, Uganda
Joined July 2011
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Videos that finish my data 😂😂😂
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You remember the day I asked you guys to always respect people in uniforms? Well, I was wrong because these people in uniform have today ambushed and robbed an old man off his money worth 36Mugx as he was coming from bank driving to his home. His two kids remained traumatized by the action caused and thank God one their father managed to run away, and his kid managed to fight those thieves. CC BUKEDDE TV
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Men nowadays don't even double text, once you ignore their messages it's over for you 🥲
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“Once you learn patience, your options suddenly expand.” — Robert Greene
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Just in case you forgot, men lower their standards for s*x and raise their standards for marriage.
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why i do what i do redonkulas.com
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Men, stay away from 35+ single women. The red flag is not simply her age. It is the bitterness, regret, baggage and results that can come from years of bad choices. They are not looking for love. They are looking for a man to rescue them from the life they created.
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“The more you understand this world, the more you destroy yourself. That's why fools are happy, and intelligent people live in loneliness.” - Fyodor Dostoevsky
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Selling vagina tightening creams has to be the most profitable business because no one is coming out publicly to say it didn't work
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Kanungu OC CID resisted arrest following an order by Balam for his arrest over alleged corruption allegations! The constables took it personal, he’s been eating alone. 😂
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It's scientifically proven: being in love makes you a less productive person.
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You are Begging a broke a girl to accept your Proposal so you pay her bills.. Men are funny 🤣
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Replying to @AmukelaniMoyani
This behaviour doesn’t start at this age.. When he was younger he got away with everything because “he’s just a child” and it was “cute”.. Secondly, where’s the father?
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Someone should effortlessly, encouragingly tell this public nuisance, this brain washed rotten minded farbagast, the real truth. Mind you, let her know that the sheebah she attacked before, is now a different one. The sheebah she thought she wouldn't make it, she's right at the top of the table walking as a real queen 👑 👑, and living her bestest of her best. I therefore encourage you to inform her, that Incase her small halfbaked head still gives her the audacity to make funny noise for us here, we are more than ready to deal with her and leave no stone unturned. It's funny how useless crippled , maggot headed , low standard living budgetted careers love giving their importances towards others. @PrimAsiimwe , please tell that luswatta of yours, that the world we are in today, everyone has got to understand the right meaning of the word feminism, Incase her cheap brain still tells her that she has the audacity to tell lies to the public, and blackmail celebrities, it's too late. The better she stayed in her black view once shadow frame life. Otherwise, she won't like the dragging here. If she feels like she wanna play it dirty, let's play it dirty too.
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Rick Ross’ attorney asked for his release to be expedited due to his celebrity status, only for Judge Mindy Glazer to tell Rick Ross, “I have no idea who you are.”
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No way! I’m just finding out that Denzel Washington is A$AP Rocky’s dad. 🤯😱
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How come you have so much patience? My childhood 🥲:
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Legendary Nigerian actor Olu Jacobs, who is also widely associated with the line ‘something must kill a man’, dies aged 84.
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"Worry about your own sins, God won’t ask you mine." — Che Guevara
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