@MagnificentStan

White Sox/Rasslin nerd. Perms & beards for days. Host of @gettindraftypod on @penguinsadistic.

 St Charles, IL
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Joined March 2011
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Thanks to @kthomson99 for one of the most hilarious birthday presents ever. Love ya buddy... v.cameo.com/o5pdwmYlucb
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🐧 NEW DROP: WHIP IT. WADDLE IT. 🏆 Our original explorer penguin is ready for adventure! Grab the new tee or lightweight hoodie and support Penguin Imprints. 👕 shorturl.at/eWjjz 🧥 shorturl.at/NPMlB #PenguinImprints #ShopSmall #GraphicTees @DrewBogs623 @CheapSeats411 @spookysweet13
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Razor’s Sports Shift
@TheSports_ShiftOct 25
Who comes to mind first when you think of the Pirates?
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@stereogumOct 24
Turnstile at the Washington Monument today, a benefit show raising money for humanitarian aid in Palestine, Sudan, and Lebanon [📹: Ayman Abdeldayem]
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Whenever "Staying Alive" plays, am I the only one that thinks about the dude getting stabbed in Airplane? "OWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!"
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Damn I’m good
Brian S@MagnificentStanOct 22
Fine. 81-1
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Fine. 81-1
Brian S@MagnificentStanOct 21
Prediction? 82-0.
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Did he say this before or after he shit himself and fell off his stool?
WrestlePurists
@WrestlePuristsOct 21
“Tony Khan may be the greatest promoter of all time. He may not be as smart as Vince McMahon, but only through years and years because Vince was really smart and very clever. But Tony’s a great guy. Generous to a fault. I work for him and I don’t do anything. I think he takes care of me out of respect for me. He grew up on me. He’s just a wonderful guy.” - Ric Flair (@BiffPoggi)
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Prediction? 82-0.
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Spencer Hakimian
@SpencerHakimianOct 20
JUST IN: Donald Trump announces he is looking into launching a dating app for MAGA men
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Wow, from a headbutt!?
MLFootball
@MLFootballOct 18
🚨BREAKING: #BEARS WR JAHDAE WALKER WAS EJACULATED FROM THE GAME FOR HEADBUTTING A DEFENDER. WOW.
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Mornin.
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Bicycle. Unicycle. Unitard. Hockey puck. Rattlesnake. Monkey, monkey, underpants.
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🧵 Day 16 of #31DaysOfHorror is May (2002)! Angela Bettis turns loneliness, awkward romance and one creepy doll into a cult horror gem. Remember: “make new friends” should stay a metaphor. 🎃#Halloween sadisticpenguinstudios.com/3…

31 Days of Horror Day 16: May (2002) – If You Can’t Find a Friend…Make One

31 Days of Horror 2026 – Day 16: May (2002) Day 16 takes us into the strange and uncomfortable world of May, Lucky McKee’s 2002 cult horror film starring Angela Bettis. May is lonely, awkward and...

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A. He’s become an elite player at that position.
SleeperWhiteSox
@SleeperWhiteSoxOct 16
Chase Meidroth (#10) 154 G 4.5 WAR .276 / .350 / .415 / .765 16 HR / 31 2B 63 RBI / 90 R 61 BB / 141 K 2027 Status: Pre-Arbitration How would you grade Chase’s 2026 season???
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😈 Day 12 is End of Days. Satan comes to New York for the millennium and unfortunately for him, Arnold Schwarzenegger is working security. Theology meets automatic weapons. #31DaysOfHorror #Halloween sadisticpenguinstudios.com/3…

31 Days of Horror Day 12 | End of Days (1999) – Arnold Schwarzenegger vs. Satan

Day 12 brings us End of Days (1999), directed by Peter Hyams. Arnold Schwarzenegger plays Jericho Cane, a grieving ex-cop who becomes the last thing standing between Satan, a young woman named...

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Thanks for making me feel really old.
Hater Central WWE
@justtheone_1Oct 12
Who was the Royal Rumble winner from the Year you were Born? I will go first:
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Better Late Than Never! 👻 Day 10 enters the cursed house of Ju-On: The Grudge (2002). If Toshio starts meowing, leave. If you hear Kayako’s death rattle…you may already be too late. 😬 #31DaysOfHorror #halloween sadisticpenguinstudios.com/3…

31 Days of Horror Day 10 | Ju-On: The Grudge (2002) – Kayako Is Coming

👻 Day 10: Ju-On: The Grudge. If you hear Toshio meowing, leave. If you hear Kayako’s death rattle, it’s probably already too damn late. 🇯🇵🎃 https://youtu.be/_lINfhj6j44 GET MERCH HERE 👇

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🎀 Day 11 of #31DaysOfHorror is Orphan (2009)! Esther is polite, talented, creepy as hell, and somehow around every time something goes wrong. Maybe keep that adoption paperwork handy. #halloween sadisticpenguinstudios.com/3…

31 Days of Horror Day 11 | Orphan (2009) – Esther Is NOT Your Normal Kid

Day 11 reviews Orphan (2009), the twisted psychological horror starring Vera Farmiga and Isabelle Fuhrman as the unforgettable Esther. https://youtu.be/xtE-ll9WujQ GET MERCH 👇

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Show us on the doll where Chicago sports hurt you this weekend.
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They literally clipped out Golden knocking over a Bears staffer.
Green.Bay.Packers@GBPTrevorOct 11
#Bears kicker Cairo Santos with a dirty play trying to trip #Packers WR Matthew Golden after the play
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