@MalIards

u got a spare dart mate? @nufc lead @nosir45k

 please dont cry
Joined February 2022
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Getting real search and destroy randoms in 2026 >
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“YoU’rE nOt LiKe aNyOnE I’vE eVeR mEt” Get away from me I have a gun.
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Dyslexic youngen asks his mam for a McDonald’s she says aye if ye can spell it he says fuck it I’ll have a kcf
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Aviate Raplar 👑@RaplarVFX19h
mallard of nosir@MalIardsOct 25
Could get like £3 scrap if I rob her and weigh that shit in
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eye@drippingeyesOct 23
VISION 9 NOVEMBER 2026 BE THANKFUL
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IM A NAZZZI NIGGGER I SAY HEIL MOTHERFUCKIN HITLER
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Could get like £3 scrap if I rob her and weigh that shit in
Puzzle Mind
@PuzzleMindsaOct 25
What's first thing that comes to your mind 🤔😃
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My accu niggas 🤌🏽
ACCURACY
@accuracytmOct 24
#PRECISION2 SOON 🎯 WE ARE BACK EDIT: @TritonVisuals
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ACCURACY
@accuracytmOct 24
#PRECISION2 SOON 🎯 WE ARE BACK EDIT: @TritonVisuals
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Hocus pocus there’s a fish on yer focus
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ruby@unvaugeOct 25
Replying to @MalIards
“he could hit a skree before he got a bitch on his d” he knew how to nac because every talking stage was black”
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POV: you got bad eyesight in Ukraine and spot a Hogwarts owl
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is it a manic episode or are we just so back
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Too much talking not enough snoring
Cops Body@body_copsOct 22
He Jumps in Front of the Bike — What He Does Next Is Unbelievable! #fyp #audit #audition #cops #police
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
This is an edited 2020 clip. The rider called police, who recovered the keys; the man was charged with third-degree theft and second-degree disorderly conduct. youtube.com/watch?v=KLJd20… youtube.com/watch?v=GfXZnv…
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my homie died a virgin and they had me write his nobitchuary dawg i can't stop cryin
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Listen if you have to abuse a substance to stay alive abuse tf out of it
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Bro there’s nothing gayer than people that lmg on shipment
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Vlad
@VladTheInflatorOct 23
The Jews are literally celebrating the destruction of France.
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@Narukami_XenoOct 23
Five Nights at Freddy’s
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BackNowWhat
@lieevertoldOct 24
This kind of treatment was promised to them 3000 years ago.
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Cod4 was fun last winter let’s do it again this year
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