I mainly tweet about football and March Madness

Dallas, TX
Joined February 2014
I think I've seen this film before
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Just told someone "I had a kid during off-season" as if I'm on a team and it was a training regimen
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Never thought I'd say this, but maybe we should....punt of 4th downs
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Football is back...do I return to this cesspool of a site?
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Weird infant sleep "schedule" 🤝 10 p.m. basketball games
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Alexa, play Death by a Thousand Cuts
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Caleb Lohner is the first person to ever move to Utah and turn less blonde
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If watching a hit in real time makes me sick to my stomach, it should be called as targeting
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Forgot how many bangers Ne-Yo has
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0-0 with stupid football on both sides is exactly what I wanted from this game
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Imagine spending $$$ on tickets and getting ejected before kickoff 🫠😳
Intoxicated subject. NEAT. Subject unable to walk without assistance. Released to sober friend. Ejected. #BTHOtu
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The day after the first Baylor game, I couldn't walk due to severe pelvic pain. Didn't know if I'd make it to another game. We ended up going to every home game. #SicEm Baylor + me 🤝 season turnarounds
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VJ EDGECOMBE TOOK OFF 🚀 (via @BaylorMBB)
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Party starts at 2 and we are already one belly rub in 😭
First baby shower today. How many people will I hiss at for nonconsensual belly touches? Follow for a live tally
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Spooky looking clouds over AT&T Stadium in Arlington. Don't worry, we never have to worry about touchdowns there.
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First baby shower today. How many people will I hiss at for nonconsensual belly touches? Follow for a live tally
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How much do the Mannings get paid for this? It's too much, no matter what it is
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Officially scheduling my 8-10 p.m. nap so I can watch tonight's opener.
The Baylor Bears play basketball today. The ride of a lifetime continues.
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Thanks, Dave
I need both coaching staffs to know that if this goes into OT, I will cry
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