Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM) header
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM) profile picture

Real Estate Associate (S-3772) | Columnist @jamaicaobserver | BSc. Economics & Finance | Investor 📈 | Patriot 🇯🇲

Jamaica
Joined May 2021
Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)Photo by Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor (@MalikSmithJM)
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
a lot of you on here really need therapy & I don’t mean that as an insult. I mean it as an observation based on your interactions with complete strangers. you’re not well & extremely unhealed
46
2,662
172
7,072
168,874
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Whether you buying a house or land, make sure the option you choose makes sense for you. Don't become house poor. Some people need to stay with their parents and save, some of you need to rent and some of you need to go sort out your family land and get a build-on-own-land loan.
10
3
39
3,181
Now that the BOJ has increased the policy rate - and probably will continue to for the next 12-18 months, I'll reiterate, DO NOT BUY A CAR. Also keep your debts low and live below or within your means. My prediction is it will be bumpy, not just in Jamaica, but globally.
Bank of Jamaica increases the policy rate by 50 basis points to 6.00 per cent. Click the link to read the summary of decision: tinyurl.com/47tmbv76
1
2
3
488
📌 Notice: Modular Cabins at Ferry are NOW ON SALE! Perfect for an Airbnb, private use or additional space for your house. Prices range from $US 45k to $US 57k (Prices include Customs & Freight). Contact me at (876) 789-8682 for more information.
6
11
2
35
3,186
My dear Hurricane Melissa and a bunch of external shocks already pushed Jamaica into a recession. It may get deeper tho because of certain or*nge ppl meddling around the globe and making things worse. The last ⅓rd of the 2020s aguh be grimey, buckle up.
Are we all preparing for the recession ? ... cause it's coming
1
5
625
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
At the end of the day.... Woman fi stop raffle belly Man fi mine dem yute
21
208
17
680
18,631
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
To know that one person is responsible for these prices is very upsetting to think about
Motorists will pay more for gas on Thursday. The state-owned oil refinery, Petrojam, says E-10 87 is to move up by $3.06 to sell for $212.68 per litre and a litre of E-10 90 will go up by $3.06 to sell for $220.38. Read more: jamaica-gleaner.com/article/… #GLNRToday
2
9
246
Did my routine car servicing. We did an oil change, oil filter, air filter, the rack & pinion was serviced, axel seal for transmission were swapped out, CV joint was greased, tyre rotation was done and undercarriage washed. It cost me just under $45k (service cost included). 😮‍💨
1
501
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
them still a focus pon the labeling instead of the fact say people inna the top 10% a gwaan like them a the majority. 😭 like no nigga, you bruck because of mortgage, car note, and a 80k price mart bill, while steve bruck cause the boss nuh call him in fi nuh work 3 weeks now
This Post is from an account that no longer exists. Learn more
1
70
4
388
12,060
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
The day we get Trains that run between KSA, Portmore and Spanish Town will be the day we see productivity skyrocket in Jamaica. There is no reasonable way you can expect top level productivity with people having to survive this
How is this the traffics at 5:32am???
22
180
15
874
30,079
Could I get a contact for someone who cuts lawns (preferably based in St. Ann). A client of mine really wants her lawn to be cleared out and is eager and willing to pay as soon as possible.
1
276
I had to watch this scene a couple times. Literally every detail was perfect lol 🤌🏾
He locked the fuck in to aura farm one last time, the tense jaw, the head tilt, the pausing to enjoy his own handiwork🤌🏽 no one is doing it like him
1
269
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Mom asked me if I “think AI could kill us?” Told her they made a movie abt it called “Avengers: Age of Ultron”. She proceeds to say “that would lead to our doomsday”
349
30,612
223
418,389
3,468,484
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Maybe with the older generation of women. But from what I've seen, a lot of broken people these days(men and women). You put in 100%, lucky to get back 20. This is the" Broke men don't deserve no 🐱" generation, the what's "mine is mine and what's his is mine" generation and the "men are trash, embrassment and useless" generation of single women. This is the "mukkas, back road and tricking" generation of single men. The chronically online, car addicted, commonly overweight yet gym focused, and hypersocially fraternal aka entourage driven, generation of men. Combined, it's a sign of the worst heavy drinking, smoking, partying, sexually deviant, unproductive, ADHD addled, selfish and narcissistic social media obsessed generation. So much so, that we can't agree that both men and women are to be blamed for the ruinous state of dating today.
Men fail to understand that women are reciprocal. Women watch your behaviour, study your words, assess your actions towards her and return it all 10 times greater. So, you determine how the relationship flows. Yu want softness? Alright bet, is she safe? Feeling loved?
1
2
8
460
1️⃣ New Listing Alert at Lancewood Meadows, St. Ann. Here we have a 1100sqft 2 bed, 2 bath house with multiple amenities including: a swimming pool, gym and 24hr security. It's less than 15 mins away from the core of Ocho Rios. The asking price is $150k. More details are below.
1
263
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
One of my biggest fears is driving peacefully with my family and meeting in an accident because of someone driving carelessly. On some of these roads mi all affi a jump off the road fi save unnu life sometime. Kmt.
2
26
509
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Failing to say a simple ‘thank you’ to anyone who has provided you with a common courtesy (albeit unsolicited) is kind of a trivial hill to die on. What ppl don’t understand is these are the little stitches that keep the fabric of society together even if we don’t recognize it.
15
155
14
590
18,620
Malik S. | Jamaica's No Stress Realtor retweeted
Replying to @danajae9
How to sell to the negro was released in 1954 and nothing has changed the same strategy is in effect to this day.
5
45
3,121
The heights of wikkidness. I genuinely feel sorry the people in this part of the country. It's a sign of what's to come down south. 📍Priory, St. Ann
268