join haggard princes of the goblin left @seanmorl and @jacklewisevans, as they burrow into the corrupted nexus of capital, culture and cringe.

the north
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Episode 111 - Countrycide Do you imagine the countryside as a pastoral painting of wide sheep, or a hedgepunk dystopia of privatised slurry vats and forbidden slaughter fields? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp111s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp111a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp111p
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Bonus: The Reddit Blackout & The Death Of Searching Query enjoyers have become reliant on post-forum colossus and eternal flame war battle arena Reddit as the sole functioning repository of answers to simple questions. But now, Reddit is on strike. patreon.com/posts/84786385
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Episode 109 - Abolish The Night Out At the heart of the UK, is a gaping psychosocial hole that is booze-brimmed to burst. How did alcohol become Britain’s one hobby? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp109s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp109a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp109p
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#GamesTransformed is TOMORROW! There’ll be amazing games to play, but if you can’t make it, over the next weeks you’ll be able to check the games out with our streamer partners! Watch @TheSinanKose, @MandoParty and @Brainmage to see the fun.
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Episode 108 - Was Feudalism A Laugh? Was, listen, was feudalism a laugh? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp108s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp108a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp108p
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Episode 107 - Consumer Reviews Consumers! Do you love to select? Or do you clink the bars of your multiple choice decision prison? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp107s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp107a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp107p
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Episode 106 - Cities Are A Car Accident Where we live, eat and dream is criss-crossed with tarmaced arteries for air-conditioned impact oblongs. What’s wrong with a little horse? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp106s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp106a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp106p
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I'm not joking here either- sentencing council publishes its minutes online so it's very easy to check- apparently it was 2 years of work to put together the sentencing guidelines, finished up shortly before Keir Starmer left his DPP role.
Replying to @breadandposes
Starmer literally writing sentencing guidelines for judges on why not all adults who commit sexual crimes against children under 16 should go to jail: hahaha yes yes!! Starmer when not all adults convicted of sexual crimes against children go to jail: what the fuck this sucks
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UK has the WORST water quality in Europe. We're also the only country in the WORLD which has privatised its entire water supply. Going well isn't it? Another shite Tory idea.
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Episode 105 - Keir Starmer: Wretch Keir Starmer is the most boring man I hate. We burrow into the grotty history of Sir Keir Rodney “Keith” Starmer & the many uses of blu tack. Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp105s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp105a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp105p
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Episode 104 - Trekpilled Telly’s chonkiest sci-fi depicts utopian space communism and the inalienable rights of all sentient life, so why does it attract fascists and cops? Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp104s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp104a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp104p
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solidarity with doctors but whoever made this ad should be denied coffee forever lol
Full page in @guardian today. Let’s spread the word about #PayRestoration for Junior Doctors #DayTwo #JuniorDoctorsStrike
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“There’s this inspirational recent history of the North being used to construct these incredibly visionary works of art that leap energetically into the future” Spoke to @seanmorl about northern modernism & other wild dreams for @nowthenmag nowthenmagazine.com/articles…
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Episode 103 - The Cultural Singularity What you got there? An idea? Hope you’ve got muscular solicitors, because all ideas now belong to five guys (not the burger chain). Apple - tiny.cc/mrp103a Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp103s Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp103p
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Bonus: Is Pikachu Diverse? Our first bonus video episode. In 2017 the company that made Candy Crush gave a talk about improving diversity in video game characters where they unveiled a stereotype generator for commodifying marginalised identities. patreon.com/posts/79268849
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Episode 102 - Unions 101: Boss Battle Pro Strats An audio wikihow for stealth solidarity, collectivising your colleagues and overthrowing The Workplace Liege. Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp102s Apple - tiny.cc/mrp102a Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp102p
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if someone came up with free school meals now, there'd be street protests about it. your weird uncle would chew your ear off about how it's to do with population control. if you googled Free Schools Meals, the fifth result would be a page that contains the heading 'Satanism'.
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I don't want to out myself as a big Paddy Guy who has these kinds of things to hand...but if you liked 'nature's ipad' you may also enjoy 'nature's clingfilm'
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Episode 101 - Paddy McGuinness: No Likey My Lifey (feat @DavidCallaghan) A full diagnostic on divorcee, unwilling autism advocate and prince of sloppy standup Paddy McGuinness. Spotify - tiny.cc/mrp101spot Apple - tiny.cc/mrp101apl Podbean - tiny.cc/mrp101pb
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