Is it sad or cute that cats think that every fleece jacket is their mom

“Modern air fryer” has to be the douchiest thing I’ve ever googled

Now that Trump is homeless I wonder if he still thinks it’s fun to stay at the YMCA

Strongly prefer sweat weather over sweater weather

Just when FOMO dissapears, ZOMO comes in with Zoom screenshots of chats you weren’t in

Starting to miss people I don’t even like

Quarantine has literally turned me into a fat house cat

I feel like my houseplants are judging me at this point

Wastin’ away again in Quarantinaville....

I wanted to donate blood but I realize that after day 5 of quarantine my blood is made of cheese and alcohol

My looks have really become the victim of this virus. Suffering from a serious case of the quarantine uglies

Just because we are all under quarantine DOESN’T GIVE YOU THE RIGHT to go Instagram live

Stress eating gonna make me gain that COVID-19

Opening a toilet paper + hand sanitizer only store

I don’t need hand sanitizer as much as I need a sanitary face scratcher for when I’m in public overthinking about not touching my face so much it of course feels like ants are crawling all over it for no reason

“I used to think you were punk, but you’re really just a fashionista”—the biggest diss I’ve ever received in my entire life

One of the worst mistakes I’ve ever made in my life was accidentally buying unsalted peanut butter

Guy to other guy: “He looks like all of the hobbits...but like as one hobbit”

Somehow Christmas has fucked up my whole Christmas