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Maples

@MapleLeafClover

If I could just be serious for a moment people would probably prefer that to my shitty jokes. Expect Animation, Games, Wrestling and other such nonsense.

Joined March 2022
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What if you just take the fuckin' naughty stool with you!?
cinesthetic. (@TheCinesthetic) profile picturecinesthetic.
@TheCinestheticOct 30
What’s your favourite line delivery in a movie or TV show? The kind of delivery that gives a simple sentence an entirely different meaning, makes a scene iconic, or lives rent-free in your head for years. What’s the first one that comes to mind?
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Jake “The Snake” Roberts reveals that he has officially re-signed with WWE. (Nick Teodoro)
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AJ Lee and CM Punk as Jill Valentine and Leon Kennedy for Halloween this year.
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R.I.P Patrick Stewart Patrick Stewart
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i hate transgender halloween wdym youre event 50 from super smash brothers melee for the nintendo gamecube
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@heelrucaOct 31
she’s right behind me isn’t she but also he’s right behind her isn’t he
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Nathan (@Best4Business15) profile pictureNathan@Best4Business15Oct 31
PLEASE tell me Danhausen saying 'ah shit' somehow got uncensored somewhere, I need that clip lmao
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I've not seen anybody else post this clip of Bullock from American Dad yet but I feel it deserves a little moment in the limelight if you would all care to spare 25 seconds. RIP Patrick Stewart.
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I'm glad to see so many of you also appreciate this joke. It has, hand on heart, been a top 10 favorite American Dad joke for me for the past 18 years. I hate that I'm sharing it in the context of someone so truly wonderful no longer being with us.
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I feel like when Madden 11 came out they tried to use the box art to warn people to brace themselves for something lesser with the Wii version
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J (@yikingtons) profile pictureJ@yikingtonsOct 12
Almost swung on my boyfriend because he said he used to play Madden on the Wii. Like. What I tell you about saying stupid shit in public. Go to the car
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r@ChathammOct 30
Oh :(
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Old Gamefaqs guides are very endearing. Most of them are bad in terms of being a guide, but they all give an unambiguous perspective of the playstyles for the people who wrote them. The fact that they liked the game enough to write a whole guide on them is also very charming.
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@thrluvOct 30
“what r u gonna be for halloween” high. really fucking high
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Hoping to never talk about Sacha or his shitty characters again after this but I don't actually think Ali G could work anymore even with that angle of self awareness about the roots of the character being outdated when the joke is still that Ali claims to be black when he's not.
Marine Lum Pen (@shuk3b4n_) profile pictureMarine Lum Pen@shuk3b4n_Oct 30
An Ali G movie in 2026 would've worked out very well if he went the Austin Powers or Disco Stu way, with the character not realizing his subculture stopped existing 20 years ago Instead he made a movie about triggering liberals about cultural appropriation like it's 2017
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For those not on Facebook: Brian Blessed’s tribute to Sir Patrick Stewart.
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Everyone will rightly point to The Inner Light (as they should) but just while we're at it, here's another lovely little Picard flute scene from season 6's "Lessons".
Nat (@unfortunatalie) profile pictureNat@unfortunatalieOct 30
Somewhere, in a universe next to ours, a man who looks very much like Patrick Stewart wakes up from a long strange dream and begins playing the flute.
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I like the idea that MCU multiverse could have a bunch of the most radically different Charles Xaivers ever but the one constant is not a single one of them has hair.
Evan Cole (@TheEvstrodome) profile pictureEvan Cole@TheEvstrodomeOct 30
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This Lisa Simpson "Dental Plan" costume is next level! So many great entries into our Simpsons Costume Contest, keep sending them through to enter!
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@MurdoinkOct 30
had to make this after what jon stewart said at the 41 minute mark
Ed Zitron (@edzitron) profile pictureEd Zitron
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Joined Jon Stewart on @weeklyshowpod to talk about the AI bubble, the massive credit risk of AI data centers, Anthropic's S-1, and how American retail investors are massively exposed to the unwinding of the AI trade. youtube.com/watch?v=3sDzlv-V…
Data Centers, Debt & the Risks of AI’s Finances w/ Ed Zitron | The...

Data Centers, Debt & the Risks of AI’s Finances w/ Ed Zitron | The...

As Anthropic files for what may become the largest IPO in history, ...

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It still amuses me to no end that Patrick Stewart was a big fan of "Beavis and Butthead." nationalpost.com/entertainme…
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