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Joined April 2009
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Marianne Brandt, Our Unnerving City, 1926, collage © ADAGP
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“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4” — unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast
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Happy “Black Helicopter Day”, if you’re observing it… 46 years ago today, May 11, 1980, was Henry Hill’s final day as a goodfella, and it was an absolute marathon of errands, paranoia and bad decisions.
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bruh idc about the White House getting shot up put the Wolves back on my screen my nigga
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“AI will replace you” Me who already replaced myself with Claude:
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I think Gmail lying about this storage shit
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Introducing: Nothing Ever Happens A @Polymarket bot that automatically buys "No" for every non-sports market and holds to resolution. Why predict the future when 73.4% of all Polymarkets resolve as No? Stop over thinking it. Nothing Ever Happens. github.com/sterlingcrispin/n…
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How me and claude “collaborate” on the work I’m paid a salary for
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Y’all literally were not there
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pov: you're about to hear a mf yap about "taste" for 3 hours
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how it feels in my mind
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silver gelatin handprint on washi, mounted on vintage French paper & glassine from the 1940s (18 x 30cm, 2025)
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Morning!
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Niggas dead ass use to get CDs for Christmas
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Men only have 5 moods: 1. Constantly horny 2. how we gonna get rich 3. Random 2 am motivation 4. Intense loneliness 5. My family needs me
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Ralph Lauren has been named the Womenswear Designer of the Year🥹
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