I have R. Bush and MJD. Should I go with Jordan Todman or Da'Rell Scott if MJD is out? #FFNow

Dude, Tyra Banks is evil: http://bit.ly/GnmGC

What's this? A sweet TV iPhone App? Yes indeed, me likely....Download "What's On?" from Napkin Studios on iTunes....do it....doooo it.

More McD's news: The Snack Wrap is apparently bein combined w/ the Big Mac. Name = the Snack Wrap Mac. Terrible name 2 say, so gd 2 eat it.

On other McD's news

I think God works for McD's. Why would he give us a 70 degree in Chicago on St. Patty's Day? To have us all buy Shamrock Shakes of course.

@zap2itbrill That was like one of those games where the picture is all blurry and then slowly focuses. Everyone gasps in disgust. ugh.

@Zap2itRick Yes Rick, I have been meaning to watch this but forgot. Thnx for the reminder. classic.

@TinaFey @TinaFey Better make sure nothin 'extra' slips out, otherwise hilarity turns to...even more hilarity.

My thoughts exactly. RT @TinaFey: Let's put our cards on the table: I dutch oven you -hilarious. You dutch oven me -I barf in the bed.

Chips, salsa, mac 'n cheese, hot dogs, hot sauce, and Gatorade = IN MA BELLEH. God bless America.

Yep, definitely thunder. Guess I should take the giant ball of cheese and the excercise wheel out of the family room now.

I think I heard a clap of thunder for 15 straight sec. Either that or I have 1 bigass rat living in my ceiling.

Damn, my average brain age is 4.5 years older than the rest of me. Guess I need to eat WAAYY more wheaties. http://tinyurl.com/yvq36y

RT @aaa: Finally they listen to me!

I like how igoogle incorporates gchat on the left rail of the page now. I may never need to use gmail again!

I think FOX really hates 'House'.Any time something remotely different is going on during the week and they take it off.Take Bones instead!