The first time I met this guy we were double dipping the queso with a married woman. I promise it wasn’t our fault… we were just construction workers hired to build kitchen cabinets. So we cut a hole in one at waste level, slipped our wiggly McNuggets in there to make sure it was safe, and made the nice couple a good ol fashion mystery meat window! Unfortunately, his darling dearest JUST HAPPENED to be on the other side of that window… Our never-ending crusade against empty holes made us great performers… not construction workers… yeah believe it or not that was a scene we did, not a real scenario! That is unless your wife is hot! Then I think we can make that happen 😉 Hell we’ll even do it for free!! It’s our way to give back to the community with our new charity “Trip Donation to the Pound Nation Foundation” Ok seriously tho… this guy has an huge heart… and not because it’s probably enlarged like mine from years of fast pace living! If you have the chance to meet this humble hunk of hero, I won’t sugarcoat it… he comes off abrasive, he says some corny shit, and he’s so goddamn good looking that might think he’s a real captain juice nozzle lol but when you get to the core of this man, you’ll realize he’s just loving you in the way he knows best! This massive meat slinging man of muscle has a goofy and energetic exterior that I relate to so much! Mark I love ya brother!! No matter if ya stay a couple days or a couple years I appreciate ya for lighting a fire under my ass that I needed again! I’ll be here for the ride to create the structure and stop you from saying the shit that’ll probably get you canceled lol Here’s to a new era of success and growth!! 🥂 We’re about to create, entertain, demolish, and ingest anything and everything in our way!!