⚽️ FPL Creator | Strategy & Banter 📈 1st season: OR Top 100k 🇸🇦 Saudi Fantasy SPL | FPL obsessed 🚀 Chasing green arrows. Building the community.
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So easy to play this game, just pick the obvious assets & see 131p coming in.
What is so hard on this?
Still think you’ve had a bad GW? Have a look at this and suddenly your week doesn’t look so bad anymore. 😂😭
Pick yourself up and move on, lads. 😘
FPL managers,
What is your plan for GW9? Lot of tricky fixtures, unknown info on JP.
Is it the best time to play FREEHIT? 👀
103 points in this absolute horror show of a Gameweek. 🔥
Somehow, captaining Gabriel turned out to be a masterstroke. 🫡
But one thing deserves recognition: this manager is aesthetically gifted, sorting his players by club to make the team look clean, organised and beautiful. 😂🎨
FPL points are temporary. Squad aesthetics are forever.
GW8 status check:
🟢 Cooking
🟡 Surviving
🔴 Absolutely fucked
Me: Defence with Haaland big green, all others terrible horror show.
—- LMS £50 rollover starts GW9—
91 players entered my £50 Last Man Standing competition.
5 rounds later, we were down to the final 2…
Both lost 😂😭
So nobody wins, and we’re running it back!
🏆 £50 up for grabs
✅ Completely FREE to enter
⚽ Starts GW9
Fancy your chances? 👀👇
lms.fantasycommandcentre.co.…
Where is my Groß’ points?
Lads, Wirtz’s assist points are in, but I’m still waiting for Groß’ goal to be credited. 👀
Is the app bugged, or am I just being robbed here? 😏😂
Muharemović today: 🇧🇦
⚽ Header goal
🛡️ DEFCON points
🧤 Clean sheet
⭐ 3 BPS
Honestly, am I asking for too much?
🚨 Leaked X-ray of Bukayo Saka after his UCL injury…
Keep this between us. Whatever you do, DO NOT REPOST this to Arsenal fans. 💀😭
They’re not ready for what’s in the middle.
MGW owners, feeling bad about your GW8 score? 👀
Cheer up. Morgan outscored Palmer, Rogers, JP, Calafiori AND Buendia combined. 💀
2 points > 1 point.
YOU WON. 😂🏆