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Milk from a Real Gone Kid?
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Katie Price is not the best influencer 😂
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Someone has taken a dump on the pub toilet floor. It’s only half one FFS 🤢🤢
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Wetherspoons is a hell of a place. Yesterday evening I witnessed a guy trying to slash someone with a Stanley knife. This morning he is in the same Wetherspoons eating breakfast with his kids. 😂😂
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Let's see what bullshit that just for men bastard comes out with now
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Can’t believe it’s been 4 years since we failed to install Jo’s Shed !
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The Beach
The single worst movie you sat through hoping it would get better, but it never did.
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Corners should be banned
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The best
‘No Country for Old Men’ (2007) dir. Coen Brothers dp. Roger Deakins
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He doesn’t look the sort
Gregg Wallace is stepping away as a co-presenter and judge on MasterChef, after allegations surfaced that he has made sexualised comments. Wallace's lawyers say it is entirely false that he engages in behaviour of a sexually harassing nature.
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Maybe I’m getting cynical in my old age but you’ve got millionaire celebrities and tax dodging celebrities on Children In Need asking “what’s £50?” to some families watching who will be living pay cheque to pay cheque
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