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Miami U 83, FSOB donor, Dire Straits guy, 19 hdcp, IRGC, college hoops watcher, RIP Norm, friend to all #GoSkins

Oxford OH
Joined February 2026
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Hey I haven’t seen the inside of that place since I was there
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In 1976, the U.S. government funded one of the most psychedelic short films ever made. It was filled with odd images and occult symbols. 🎬 from 200 (1976) by Vince Collins.
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The Southern Democrats are back baby
Quite a TV ad from Government that Works PAC, the big Democratic super PAC, in #MSSEN:
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FUNKMAN IN ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT @MartinJFunk
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Lacking enthusiasm for Halloweekend
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I had a True Religion tshirt in 2021 before “they” took it over
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The college basketball season starts in 5 days. Holy shit man
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Drinking game take a shot every time the Democrats flip a house seat
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This was bars
"@ryantravers: @realDonaldTrump 10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash and Bob Hope. Now we have no jobs, no cash and no hope!
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I could cum from smelling her sweaty bra
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Keeping it Patriotic Happy Tuesday
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My to-do list for this week continues to grow. Two long meetings tonight. Need to write a cover letter by Friday. I have a headache. Not prepared to drink like a sailor this weekend. Scared that barber will fuck me up and foid will ghost me. Sleep schedule is off-kilter.
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My buddy told me his ex got fat so I asked to peep the IG
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Also peak
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Sunset was beautiful… just like the Workday app
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Pitino is already in mid-season form
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It has been nine days since I was heavily intoxicated
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How I’ve felt sitting on my couch all day while pounding diet cokes
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Ate box after the bar last night
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