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i do this after work and whenever i catch my reflection i think about that time my cousin said i had pornstar tits
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I am in the ocean behind her, using my limp BWC as a propeller to creep up unnoticed. Wrwrshwrwrsh~ Only my eyes and Norwood 4 are above the water, like some kind of reptilian predator. Ah! Damn it. She keeps walking farther away. I must act fast. WRWRSHWRWRSH~ My hands touch the beach. On all fours and close to the ground, I begin to move. And with me, my massive penis now begins to awaken as the presence of the prey increases in my vision. The blood pouring in brings with it a newfound life, supplanting the limpness with a role more fitting for its size. THUD-THUD-THUD. Slamming against the sand, it proclaims its presence. It wants to be known. To be feared. THUD-THUD-THUD. I am closer. My legs and arms are working in perfect harmony. Almost there. Her smell fills my nostrils, and all the blood from my brain suddenly rushes to the gargantuan monstrosity between my legs. My mind goes blank. I am pure instinct now. THUD-THUD-THUD. The most powerful thuds so far—a menacing drum announcing the impending doom that awaits her womb. The nearby family screams in horror. I leap. She turns around to see me flying through the air, eyes wide open, tongue flapping around. My BWC missile deployed right at her chocolate cake. Her gaze meets it and she freezes in place. GRRRAARRRRGGHHH!!! It rips through her swimsuit like a mighty spear through a boar’s hide as I fall on top of her. My day 1488 NoFap koom immediately rushes in like an angry river. And with the last bit of strength, before losing consciousness, I let out a triumphant roar.
AAAAARRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
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we don’t like that hood nigga ghetto monkey criminal gangster music around here sorry we only listen to femtanyl and stab our parents
Vladimir Lenin retweeted
LowTierGod refers to 3 black kids as “rog virus anthropoids” and “roglets” and demeans their appearances while reacting to a family video.
Vladimir Lenin retweeted
“my boyfriend is like my dad who i have sex with and also the calculator app” did you never dream
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I'm trying to look at this in the wokest way possible and still don't get it.
25 women and girls.
That’s how many were killed 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮 𝙙𝙖𝙮 in conflict zones in 2025.
#Peace must mean safety for women and girls.
🔗 More on the @UN Secretary-General's report on #WomenPeaceSecurity: unwomen.org/en/news-stories/…
#ForAllWomenAndGirls
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
According to the same UN report, women and girls accounted for one in four of over 37,000 civilian deaths in 2025. Men and boys were the remaining three-quarters. The report notes men are still likelier to be killed.
unwomen.org/en/articles/fa…
Installed a Cyberpunk sex mod and got to the sex part and got scared and immediately closed the game
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When I was in all boys middle school most of the dudes thought I was depressed and one day away from ending myself even though I wasn't depressed
One of my friends once told me "hey man if you still want kill yourself might as well rape a girl before dying as a Virgin"
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There’s literally nothing stopping you from moving to rotting, economically depressed rural towns right now. Go for it.





































