Mat Turner

I really hope there doesn't come a time when all our good pub names are replaced by initials, verbs and acronyms

Hitching out if Croyde in November, useless. Been here half hour now, hasn't actually been a car for 15 minutes...

Darren Fletcher.. Peter Crouchs' younger brother?

Great to see footy with a bit of bite. Bunch of pussies these continental types who invaded our game

So @ronewbsurfing are we gonna see the flag at Haleiwa?!

Shit, no Peaky blinders, where to now for blood, drugs, drinking and shagging?

#PeakyBlinders somehow I think too much booze and fags will stop them, but hey, fuck it

“@IntThings: teapawt.org/IntThings/status/51173…” @EmVine82

“@CCfunkandsoul: Never knew Barnstaple was so damn funky.factory may need a new roof.bring on Brighton tonight” ROOOOOF

@riseandshineyeh @blakeywolf @Tesco rollmops for life not just hallowe'en

It's easier to get out of a tree, than into a tree.

You were only supposed to show the doors off.

#gayfoodtweet but this stuff is worth it #Ming

“@NASA: The view from #ISS of Hurricane Gonzalo as it churns in the Atlantic Ocean. http://t.co/wVcJtYw5yb” bsd churner @andrew_cotton

Coming to Crydda soon? @GulfStreamSurf

Started cedar shingles on latest #baygazebo Get yours @BaySpasHotTubs. @BayFitness @andrew_cotton @lyndonwake

Hot Tub Britain itv @blakeywolf

Worst headache ever from just four pints of ale last night.... How is this? #dontgethungover

Wow @BDsfestival special weekend. @itchsspeeches you should definitely play here #withkingblues