A quick reminder of the 2024 election: if you refuse to vote because you don’t want to vote for the lesser of two evils, you will usually wind up with the greater of two evils. #vote. If you want a better country, #BeABetterCitizen

Why should we? It’s Somalia.

That’s not true. Those immigrants were from another galaxy and the Klingons were trying to assimilate them. What else could we do?

Rufus

So that's why Barron is so weird.

Uh, Junior ... those were ICE.

On what fantasy website did you read this?

Sure. Telling people their legal rights is treason. You're a special kind of stupid, aren't you?

Please post pictures of unvaccinated kids who developed measles, so we can laugh at your stupidity.

I hope your kids are lucky.

It's free to you, dummy, but they are being paid.

I love the magical thinking. "Index fund averaging 7%" "Nothing ever loses it's value." "I could totally leave it there and not take it out for a house down payment." It's what you paid in, not what you pretend you'd earn in a make-believe 40 year bull market.

Universal Health Care. Fair taxes. Return to the JCPOA. Prosecute criminals. Prosecute pedophiles and rapists.

I don't understand how a Christian, Catholic, Baptist, Lutheran, Methodist, and any church-going person can vote for someone who rejects and ignores every lesson in the Bible.

Japan is also experiencing historically low birth rates, which might be a factor as well.

You're in luck. You can finally give away all the zucchini you grew this summer.

Now do "What your neighbor state refers to you as"

Vermonta.

"In some places" is a really necessary continuation of this sentence. Without it, it's bullshit.

Yeah, no Muslims anywhere.