@Matt5Tan

As featured on Jimmy Kimmel's mean tweets. https://xitter.cf/t.co/BGbUFAXmeI

Joined June 2021
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Mistrial declared in Lindsay Clancy case...
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TanMatt@Matt5TanAug 26
Nice app, @paramountplus ... How bout hoppin off Trump's tiny orange dick long enough to hire away someone from Netflix or MAX so you aren't such a pathetic embarrassment?
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Nice app, @paramountplus ... How bout hoppin off Trump's tiny orange dick long enough to hire away someone from Netflix or MAX so you aren't such a pathetic embarrassment?
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I WOULD say you're going through a midlife crisis if you were 20 years younger. I'm not sure what kind of geriatric breakdown this is.
Nancy Mace
@NancyMaceAug 17
Thoughts and prayers to all those affected by my sleeves. Made the mistake of opening my social media this afternoon. Some of yall are OUT OF CONTROL. My biceps should NOT be a news story. We have more important things to worry about. Goodness. And God Bless America. 🙏🇺🇸
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Oh wow. Who was president when COVID hit? & who fast tracked the vaccine in 2020? Arrest whoever that guy is.
Conner Harley McDavidsonTM 🇨🇦 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇩🇰
@ConHarMcDJul 30
This woman didn’t just “have the shakes” — she tried to dupe the entire world into believing COVID turned her into a human vibrator… and all of MAGA and Conservatives ate it up like gospel. Fauci’s back in the headlines and you already know more of these geniuses are about to crawl out of the woodwork pulling the exact same stunt. Never change, Conservative Cons. The bar is in hell and y’all keep digging. #IWillVote #CanadianBakin
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She'll smoke meth & violate her probation with a dirty test. It's inevitable.
Officer Lew
@officer_LewJul 24
FREE SHILOH HENDRIXS‼️
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Trump is so incompetent... he can't even do fascism right.
The New York Times
@nytimesJul 23
Breaking News: The Justice Department said it would withdraw subpoenas that sought phone records and grand jury testimony from New York Times journalists. nyti.ms/4wjGtxl

U.S. Withdraws Subpoenas Issued to New York Times Journalists

A federal judge raised questions about the government’s handling of the subpoenas, which The Times called an attempt to intimidate the free press.

nytimes.com
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Even Trump's most rabid sycophants are forced to admit he's a failure.
Eric Daugherty
@EricLDaughJul 23
🚨 UPDATE — LARRY KUDLOW rips Senate GOP leadership to Sen. Lankford's face: "Right now, YOU, the leadership are BUNGLING EVERYTHING! [...] You're bungling everything. NOTHING IS GETTING DONE. Your messaging is non-existent. You lost your swag. No one knows what the HECK YOU'RE DOING!"
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#Cyclospora 😖💩
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#Cyclospora 💩 xitter.cf/Matt5Tan/status/207740…
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#BREAKING: Trump pays his r@pe victim in full...
Sara 🇺🇦🌻 🤩 We beat Fascism once & will again.@saralynne65Jul 14
E. Jean Carroll is paid $5.8M in Trump sex abuse and defamation case apnews.com/article/trump-e-j…

E. Jean Carroll is paid $5.6 million in Trump sex abuse and defamation case

Court records show writer E. Jean Carroll has been paid over $5.6 million that a jury awarded in her sexual abuse and defamation lawsuit against President Donald Trump.

apnews.com
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And just like that... maga hates the Constitution.
The Associated Press
@APJun 30
BREAKING: The Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s proposed limits. apnews.com/live/birthright-c…

Supreme Court upholds birthright citizenship, rejecting Trump’s restrictions

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apnews.com
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Not Trump giving Iran TWICE as much money as they got from the JCPOA while simultaneously criticizing Obama for striking a way better deal than Trump just struck!...😂😂 Fart of the deal strikes again. 😂
The White House
@WhiteHouseJun 17
President Trump Holds a Press Conference, Jun. 17, 2026 xitter.cf/i/broadcasts/1pKkOOnbX…
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The White House

President Trump Holds a Press Conference, Jun. 17, 2026

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#BREAKING: This is now the @HunterBiden app...
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Trump is gonna get booed SO HARD at MSG tomorrow. #KnicksVsSpurs
NEW YORK KNICKS
@nyknicksJun 6
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J6 slush fund is as dead as Ashli Babbit.
TMZ
@TMZJun 1
President Donald Trump is abandoning plans to hand out nearly $2 billion to his allies -- including J6 rioters -- on the heels of judges blocking the so-called anti-weaponization fund. Details: bit.ly/439IXS7
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Look on the bright side... Vanilla Ice hasn't canceled yet. 😂
AmericanWoman_USA
@AmericanwomanU1May 29
Who cancels performing at the 250th Birthday of America? 🤦🏼‍♀️
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Trump will be forced to accept a worse deal from Iran than the deal Obama struck. Far worse. #IranWar‌
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#Ebola is coming.
The Hill
@thehillMay 21
Former CDC director on Ebola outbreak: ‘I suspect this is going to become a very significant pandemic’ thehill.com/policy/healthcar…

Former CDC director on Ebola outbreak: ‘I suspect this is going to become a very significant...

Former Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) Director Robert Redfield said Wednesday he suspects the spreading Ebola outbreak in Africa will spread across three new countries and become …

thehill.com
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Kremlin Tim not taking the Tulsi departure well. 🙏😔
Tim Pool
@TimcastMay 22
What if I told you that everything is fake and gay?
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