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Former Arsenal and Dallas Cowboys enthusiast. #ArtetaOut #BertaOut

Gotham City, Normal Island
Joined April 2010
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“I’m 24, Greek and played in the Belgian league”
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“Tzolis” indeed
🔴 𝗧𝗘𝗔𝗠𝙉𝙀𝙒𝙎 ⚪️ Let’s get it, Gunners 👊 🤝 @deel

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nothing has ever been more iconic than when I met David Gest in Liverpool in 2009 and asked him why he was in Liverpool and he said "I've come to visit my mom who is a prostitute here”
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Wish somebody filmed it
✨💫It may only be the beginning of November, but Christmas has arrived at one of London's famous shopping areas. Carnaby Street has switched on its lights, kicking off the festive season in the heart of Soho.
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Very late Arsenal equaliser to salvage a 1-1 draw today I’m afraid
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Une musique de cirque en plein match 🎪 Les supporters du @VAFC ne manquent pas de second degré face aux mauvais résultats de leur équipe 😅
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Paying homage to the ball! A life long partner in crime that has a way of rewarding us with endless discovery!
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Fucking hell hahaha! Now I’m not afraid of heights but I would be afraid of the very real possibility of falling to my death
Observe the rigorous health and safety standards used when cleaning the clock face of Big Ben on Westminster Palaces Elizabeth Tower in the 1980s. Not a bit of me if I'm honest.
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Heartbreaking, the two worst footballers you know made a valid goal
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Me and Russell Brand on his stag night @rustyrockets
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Still the best tweet of all time
I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.
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This Bradley Walsh thing on channel 4 can’t be real surely
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Lest we Forget
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🇳🇱 Dutch master Dennis Bergkamp at EURO 2000! 😎⁣ ⁣ #EURO2020 | @OnsOranje
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He identifies good ones but they quite rightly have zero interest in playing under him and his disgusting style and that’s how we end up here
Arteta's talent ID for forwards might be the worst in the history of the sport
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We’ve somehow reached the stage where an injury to Noni Madueke would be disastrous.
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Havertz midfield. Arsenal lose. Rinse repeat. This isn’t Havertz slander either. It’s Teta slander
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See you in 2027 for yet another year of wanting him gone
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Until Arsenal win the league cup the banter era and inherent bottling will continue. The three handled cup is for the truly elite only
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