@MattDThompson

Former radio host, sports commentator, comedy writer, and filmmaker that now does other stuff.

 Indianapolis, IN
Joined April 2009
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The Colts offense looks like someone playing Madden for the first time. #colts #fortheshoe
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The shadows on the field when the roof is open at Lucas Oil Stadium make Colts games on TV damn near impossible.
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What are the most obscure penalties in football? I’m gonna do a parlay that they all happen in this IU / NW game.
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No matter how many times I’m reminded that Seattle won the Super Bowl last year it still doesn’t register. That has to be one of, if not the least remarkable Super Bowl runs and wins of all time. They did it, and they will forever own it, but we’ll never remember it.
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Fun with AI day 1: “To Protect and Serve”
🤖 Made with AI
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This looked like something I do in a video game.
Hickey
@Hickey93Jul 20
Here is the cause of the latest yellow between 𝗔𝗟𝗘𝗫𝗔𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥 𝗥𝗢𝗦𝗦𝗜 and 𝗦𝗖𝗢𝗧𝗧 𝗗𝗜𝗫𝗢𝗡 #INDYCAR #MUSICCITYGP💢
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When you are bored on a plane you have AI create hibachi chef tutorials in the style of in-flight safety illustrations
🤖 Made with AI
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There are 42 US states larger than the country of Belgium. Texas is 22x larger than Belgium.
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Incredible #knicks
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“Takuma races every lap like it’s the last lap. He’ll hit someone else today I’m sure” @edcarpenter20 not happy with @TakumaSatoRacer after incident #Indy500
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NTT INDYCAR SERIES
@IndyCarMay 21
NEWS: He’s in! 💪 Alexander Rossi has been cleared to compete in Sunday’s Indianapolis 500.
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Joey
@JoeyMulinaroMay 19
Nobody: Dave Calabro at IMS
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Maxwell House is "instant coffee" because there is never a line to get it. #JavaHouse #Indy500
Java House
@javahouseMay 19
Every great team needs a pit crew. Thanks for always having our backs at full throttle. 🔥😎☕️
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INDYCAR on FOX
@IndyCarOnFOXMay 9
A frustrated Alexander Rossi talks with @Ghenneberry47.
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The Babylon Bee
@TheBabylonBeeMar 24
Wife Frustrated That Husband Doesn't Realize She Wants Him To Be Quiet And Also Talk To Her And Also Leave Her Alone And Also Come Talk To Her buff.ly/44hWHL9
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INDYCAR on FOX
@IndyCarOnFOXMar 11
🤠🏁 Are you ready for the first-ever Java House Grand Prix of Arlington? Sunday on @FOXTV and @watchfoxone!
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Freedom doesn’t just ring – it revs 🦅
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Fernando Mendoza becomes Bull-Doza on that TD run!!!! #neverdaunted #CFBPlayoff
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Instead of cheering for a team on this year’s NFL playoffs, I ranked teams by how much I DONT want them to win: 1. Eagles 2. Texans 3. Rams 4. Seahawks 5. Patriots 6. Jaguars 7. Broncos 8. Chargers 9. Packers 10. 49ers 11. Panthers 12. Steelers 13. Bears 14. Bills
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INDYCAR action & amazingly smooth @javahouse cold brew in Arlington? 😎☕ It’s official! Java House is joining us as the Title Sponsor for the Java House Grand Prix of Arlington, taking over March 13–15, 2026. MORE: gparlington.com/news-multime…
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