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Here's your Christmas sweatshirt to irritate the shit out of everyone @anthonyjeselnik Keep up the good work. #moreabuse moreabuse.com
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Is there a conspiracy to mess with @PatrickMahomes ? I, for one, wouldn't be surprised if there it. The NFL is one notch above fast food WWE these days. #NFL #KCChiefs moreabuse.com
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The wheels on the bus do as they're told.
Right now we're zipping through space while spinning around a big lit fart in the sky and there's a guy outside my window screaming at his leaf blower. #DOOM
Hello Plymouth County! You may remember me from my youth when I ran wild in your streets and did backflips from your haunted vibe. Well, anyway, I'm back and venting the contents of my spleen all over the sacred boards. fb.watch/eYHB8DVHlD/ via @FacebookWatch @NewWorldTavern
Dude just admitted to having to ask his staffers how many times we've impeached presidents before. Unfuckingreal. #areyousmarterthanafifthgrader #barrymoore
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