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Matt Stade

@MattStade

I can't know how to hear any more about tables

Joined April 2012
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This is funny but also sad because they still haven’t responded 😢
B/R Gridiron (@brgridiron) profile pictureB/R Gridiron
@brgridiron3 Feb 2022
A tragedy in four parts 😓 @ochocinco
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ret@rad_milk4 Jan 2022
i want to know can you show me
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jonny sun@jonnysun20 Apr 2021
abolish. still. always.
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Jessica Walters arriving in heaven, meeting St Peter, only to discover he is actually Gene Parmesan.
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Why isn't a fleet of helicopters just called hellacopters.
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Sometimes I put a dog poop in the toilet at work so the guys don’t think I only went in there to cry.
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devon@devonmichaela_17 Mar 2021
there is no reason bologna should be spelled that way
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jonny sun@jonnysun28 Jan 2021
i hope this email finds you unhappy and burned out. i hope it is your last straw
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Damn, have schools really been closed that long?
Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) profile pictureKyle Griffin
@kylegriffin115 Jan 2021
Reuters: NATIONAL RIFLE ASSOCIATION SAYS IT HAS FILED PETITION IN COURT FOR BANKRUPTCY
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@Jay3OW15 Jan 2021
Hello friends!!! To celebrate 250k on Twitch here’s a giveaway! TWO VIRTUOSO RGB WIRELESS SE High-Fidelity Gaming Headset — Espresso To Enter: - Like and Retweet this post - Follow @Jay3OW and @CORSAIR (so we can DM the winner) Contest ends Sunday, January 17th @ 6 pm EST
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ret@rad_milk9 Jan 2021
just saw on a commercial that wendys has ended the chicken wars. bring our boys home
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Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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If it’s not necessary for police to use teargas against the fascists storming the Capitol right now, it’s not necessary in any circumstance.
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DWade
@DwyaneWade6 Jan 2021
Black people get pulled over and don’t make it out alive. We can’t sleep in our own beds without being killed. We can’t jog without being killed. We can’t walk down the street with our hoodies up without being killed but they can do this???
Igor Bobic (@igorbobic) profile pictureIgor Bobic
@igorbobic6 Jan 2021
Replying to @igorbobic
This is happening
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Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
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Riot Fest@RiotFest9 Dec 2020
The Riot Fest Vinyl Contest is back and we want to give you all the vinyl! Just RT this tweet and we'll randomly pick one winner to receive 49 LPs and a pair of Riot Fest tickets. You should check out the insane list of records; you'll crap your pants: ow.ly/5l5i50CGIEM
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Trust me on this one: Search “loser” on Twitter then hit “People”
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Jeopardy!
@Jeopardy8 Nov 2020
Jeopardy! is saddened to share that Alex Trebek passed away peacefully at home early this morning, surrounded by family and friends. Thank you, Alex.
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Jeopardy!
@Jeopardy6 Nov 2020
Alex's impact is immeasurable. Thank you for sharing, Burt!
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Only in Chicago: shots of Malort now being distributed outside Trump tower.
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