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Music 🎶 Theatre 🎭 Travel 🌍 Food 🍕Probably taller than you.

Somerset, UK
Joined May 2010
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See you 23rd June Worthy Farm 👌🏻
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Every now and then I remember Glasto ticket day and I have a little mini panic.
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Ok but where was this social media ban in 2009 when people were getting anonymously torn to shreds on AskFm? Gen Z could never
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I don't have any fascinating or heart-warming stories about Anthony Head, but it's pretty clear he was an incredibly well liked & respected man But if you want to feel old, I just discovered that his daughter, Emily Head, played Carli D'Amato in The Inbetweeners, & is now 37 😮
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My boomerist opinion is that if you're the type of person to be annoyed phones aren't allowed at a live music event then you are the EXACT type of person that has led to artists banning phones from live music events
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Lovely day for a wedding yesterday wasn’t it? ☀️ Lost my sunglasses but gained an incredible wife so it could be far worse.
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Spent my GCSE ICT lessons trying to get tickets for the tour after this album was released. Failed ICT and had to resit but got the tickets… 17 years on, zero regrets 🤘
17 years ago today, 21st Century Breakdown was unleashed on the world. The Static Age lives on ⚡️
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There’s only one person I’d like to meet and spend some time with. Robin Williams.
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It's 1999 and you're watching Darth Maul pull out the double lightsaber for the first time!
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This was my Euphoria
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Kids today cannot comprehend what an absolute chokehold this had on millennials growing up.
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I swear I actually miss the BBC Three days, Sun sex and suspicious parents, murdered by my boyfriend, world's strictest parents, Snog, Married, Avoid.. the list could go on.
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There are many downsides to being an adult but one of them absolutely is not being able to go and buy an Easter egg and eat it ‘just because’. Why does chocolate taste so much better in egg form?
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Anyone had any experience getting several silver fillings replaced with white ones? I’ve got a lot from childhood sugar abuse that my new dentist is suggesting we change, but I don’t have any issues with them. Obviously they’ll look better but wondered if anyone else had similar?
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What an absolute masterclass in how to, single handedly, keep 1000 people literally hanging off your every word for nearly two hours. Without a doubt one of the best actresses of our generation, so glad I got to see this today.
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This pen was equivalent to having an iPhone 17 back in the day 😂
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I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is
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I’m in the States currently and every time I’m here it’s so clear how much better the customer service is here in the UK. Yes I know hospitality workers are aiming for tips because the wage is so low, but they do go above and beyond in comparison and it’s truly lovely to see.
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Spotted in @Morrisons today… Quick get your Easter egg before it’s too late!
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