If you take me seriously I’ll sound like an idiot or an asshole
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Advice for single people on dating apps (me):
If they don’t show their teeth in their profile DONT MATCH
Bee are really just little British dudes. All that doing it for the queen shit. You sting someone and die? Nah I’ll pass
If someone calls you a “douchebag” don’t take it as an insult.
Why are you a douche?
Because youre 70% water?
Because youre very hygienic?
Because you get more pussy than them?
Hold your head high, king.
My 60 year old coworker was trying to explain how mental health doesn’t exist, after hearing his compelling thesis and reasoning I’m thinking I have to call the Department of Health immediately.
We were all wrong, let me explain…
This is why doctors retire early because the government knows they get wiser and they force them out before they can start to piece the truth together.
This discovery is going to heal the world.
I told myself to be better, now I’m healed.
Making the name of this app just one letter has made certain moments in life more difficult than necessary
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Almost sold out of the K*ll your local PDF shirts. Let’s get the last ones out and order more
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