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Matt Fairlee

@MatthewFairlee

hi fellas

 New York, NY
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Joined November 2008
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“Be Italian” or whatever fergie said 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
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All Things Go…to the polls!!! vote.gov
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Minion trade:
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I have news it seems 😳
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Babe please we have hibachi at home
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@heavensbvnnySep 15
the hottest part of sex is when i take off my glasses and put them in a safe place
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My god she was our best
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@bagshaw2112Sep 3
If you have 5 minutes today , take the time to watch this video of Dolly Parton answering questions from her fans. She was one funny lady . #dollyparton #funny 🙏🙏🤣🤣🤣
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Maga rupaul: “ooohhh girl!!! You got emails!!!” Is this anything
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my girl is going through it but i fear this will be a generational reaction video
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extremely valid reason to start crying in the bb house #bb28
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reedrolling@ReedRollingJul 15
I’ll just take a doxy pep after I eat a salad
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Lindsey Graham's death kinda feels like we got a free appetizer because our entrees were taking a long time. 🤔
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Obsession (2026)
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Not joking…but my high school boyfriend very unironically would read these books in * catholic * high school study hall and is now a rather successful make-up artist/hairstylist in LA. So I guess one can survive modelland!
kit 🍋 (@sourkrowt) profile picturekit 🍋@sourkrowtJun 7
so my best friend sent me this song that Tyra Banks made herself for a dystopian young adult book she wrote over a decade ago and i'm being so serious i think she officially made the worst song of all time
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My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My Joey GAY Knicks in five.
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Things matt said MOMENTS before disaster:
Matt Fairlee (@MatthewFairlee) profile pictureMatt Fairlee@MatthewFairlee25 Mar 2025
Left foot has been increasingly hurting since the half so I express ordered orthopedic compression socks last night wow I love being 30 🤭🤭
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Backrooms sound like bongooooos
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José María Luna@JoseMLunaMay 5
No Tony nomination for Emma Sofia as Skimbleshanks, yet another instance of the United States war on public transport
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“I think it could be beef!!!”
latke (@latkedelrey) profile picturelatke@latkedelreyApr 7
watching jeopardy. answer was “microsoft” and the girl said “New Mexico”
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Test your fucking coke guys :(
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@DiscussingFilmMar 30
Olaf just fucking died…
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Black Rock Steak Waitress moon Fainting Olaf Robot rising
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BRUH DUH
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leo 🍉 (@butchdotcomm) profile pictureleo 🍉@butchdotcommMar 29
did yall fuck w zoboomafoo
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