Shoutout to anyone who ever went to Sportsman Island or the sewers of downtown during high school. That stuff was insane 😰
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Had a blast premiering Good Things Fall Apart (ft. @jonbellion) at Ubbi Dubbi!! Can't wait to share this song with everyone on Monday ❤️
Spotify Presave → illenium.lnk.to/GoodThingsFa…
*Minnesota when it’s 5 degrees out*
My brain:
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Me: Wow if it wasn’t for this wind, it would be pretty nice out!
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If @PiperShaw and i took the ACT right now, who would score higher
52%Jake
48%Pip
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Me watching other college kids go on luxurious vacations and festivals while I’m at work
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The world’s most iconic duo is undoubtedly William Bachman and Matthrw Jurek.
If you ever want to see what St. Cloud people are like, just sit in the DMV for a half hour and you’ll be able to see what it all has to offer 😂
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It is so cold in Minnesota that you don’t feel cold. You just feel pain... pain all over.
Just trying to check some answers on Chegg and look at the comments and some kids are going off on each other 😂 (also relate heavily to that last comment)
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4.0 kids be like “omg I’m gonna fail this test lol” like damn some of us really bout to flunk this fr, stop appropriating my culture
Goldy is the best college mascot, hands down. There’s no competition whatsoever. teapawt.org/sportscenter/status/91…
















