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Actor (30 Rock, etc). Network sports sketch funnyman. Ex-pizza personality. Professional sports hobbyist. Mostly, idiot. 603 lfg

Milky Way Galaxy- mostly NYC
Joined July 2008
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The Yankees defense
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It is shameful that @nytimes @TheAthletic buried the fact that the biggest punishment in NBA history was the result of an investigation by journalist @PabloTorre. And to call it the result of a "podcast episode" is a further slap in the face. He won a Pulitzer for this story and they call it an "episode" instead of, at the outset -- crediting him with exposing this scandal. Really really lame.
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Rutgers paying $1.55 million to lose to UMass as -29.5 home favorites and then hosting a post game firework show might be the saddest thing ever 😅
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Replying to @joshhart @RedSox
You gotta go weirdo
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Derek Jeter did not “dive into the stands” to catch a ball. He made a nice running catch in the playing field, and his momentum carried him into the stands. Nice play, but not heroic.
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I’ve watched this ten times. Perhaps the greatest bar moment ever.
In 1990, Dolly Parton went on vacation in Ireland. She walked into a local pub in County Kerry and delivered a flawless performance of Coat of Many Colors. A heart of pure gold who made people smile across oceans.
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Bruh I can’t stop watching this 😂😂😂
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Trump gets called "pedophile president" on Fox News, interview is ended
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The State Department said ​it takes "full responsibility" for "hastily" altering and then presenting a map of Africa at a global AIDS conference that mislabeled every single country it highlighted. An analysis by Reuters found a watermark in the map image that suggests it was made with OpenAI.
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I decided to give the MLS a shot after watching the entire World Cup. Then this happened. 🤦‍♂️
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This Jaylen situation can be fixed with one 3-hour dinner in the private room at Toscano’s - table for 6, the Jays, Joe Mazz, Stevens, Chisholm and Wyc. The right trade isn’t there, shit happened, just talk it out without agents, family and extended circle flunkies poisoning it.
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Objectively this has to be the worst Nba title team of all time right?
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Knicks the worst (probably) NBA Champion of our lifetime?
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The L train at 7 in the morning.
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No idea who turned Bloodsport into a Mentos advert, but I love it. 🤣😂 Also, Bloodsport turns 38 today.
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I love that the guy who made this just said F it and ran back the entire Tupac song a second time
INSANE: An 8 minute compilation of flops, falls, and 50/50 calls, (that all coincidentally went OKC’s way) in round 1 of the NBA playoffs vs the Suns… Enjoy 😂😂 (Via, @Hero_OfThe_Day)
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Replying to @FLOTUS
I stand with Jimmy Kimmel Retweet if you do too.
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In this house Mike Vrabel is a hero. He brought the Patriots back and nothing else matters
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Our nation and our people are worth fighting for.
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Happy ‘here comes the pizza’ day to all who celebrate
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