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Stuff lover, stuff maker. Believe in your stuff, don't be a faker. Favorite Mark: Maker's. I know.

Orlando, FL-ish
Joined April 2009
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Joe Rogan is a fucking idiot.
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Also, water is wet.
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“Secret. This is secret information. Look, look at this,” Trump says at one point, according to the transcript. “This was done by the military and given to me.” What a scoop by ⁦@PaulaReidCNN⁩ & ⁦@jeremyherb⁩ cnn.com/2023/06/09/politics/…
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Hey, @elonmusk - when you're done re-instating white supremacists like Paul Nehlan & James Allsup, can you maybe go back to pretending to be in the mix over at #SpaceX? Big fan of how you used to cut & paste messages from your engineers on here. You should go back to doing that!
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Y'know, stuff like this! Where you're pretty much just reading stats off the back of a baseball card, but pretending to be Peter Gammons! Good times👍 teapawt.org/elonmusk/status/944495…
If you liked tonight’s launch, you will really like Falcon Heavy next month: 3 rocket cores & 3X thrust. 2 cores return to base doing synchronized aerobatics. 3rd lands on droneship.
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Or when you bought a used earthmover, renamed it & made a totally worthless tunnel underneath LA, w/little-to-no regard for how it would affect the tectonic plate structure? All because you were mildly inconvenienced by a little traffic? GREAT👏 times👏 teapawt.org/elonmusk/status/103852…
Test-driving our new boring machine with a 🎮
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My bad. My bad, y'all.
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GREAT #ROTJ thread!
RETURN OF THE JEDI was released 40 years ago today. The final entry in the original Star Wars trilogy, the making of story is as epic and spectacular as you might expect… A THREAD 1/38
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As Elon Musk prepares to help Ron DeSantis launch his presidential campaign, a reminder that Musk's SpaceX lobbied for a bill (SB 1318) that's now waiting for DeSantis' signature and would protect SpaceX and other space companies from lawsuits following an explosion or a crash.
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Replying to @netflix
Love is sharing a password.
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How does Zaslav think he deserves to give a commencement??🤣 He literally made his bones off of cheap reality TV & promises of exposure. And he gets to decide what's on HBO, or what Warner Bros. puts out... that's tragic comedy.
Zaslav getting hit with a Pay Your Writers chant in Boston. This is so good.
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Unhinged take.
Replying to @krassenstein
You assume they are good intentions. They are not. He wants to erode the very fabric of civilization. Soros hates humanity.
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We need to be paying attention to the Danny Masterson rape trial.
Replying to @LeahRemini
2. In the rape trial of celebrity Scientologist Danny Masterson this morning, the Los Angeles District Attorney's office revealed that Scientology has covertly obtained a significant amount of criminal discovery materials.
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Just chiming in to say, if you can't think of anything better than breaking up Peter & MJ, then you probably shouldn't be writing Spider-Man. This will all eventually get wiped away by another writer anyway. But for right now? Hard pass.
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Hm. I’d watch.
Tucker Carlson replacement.
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