@Mavooma

Law Student | Exhausted first born |

 Margate, South Africa
instagram.com/mavooma/
Joined August 2011
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Same applies to women right? I mean you can't have a banana everyday... Sometimes you need a sausage.
Ezennaya🧊
@ChrisslimzOct 2
Until you get married, you’ll never understand why side-chicks are important to every married man.
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Yoh can someone please recommend a better option if I want a contract phone?
Khanya Thembane
@noksy_k5h
Has anyone ever successfully terminated a contract with MTN ?
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Khanya Thembane
@noksy_k5h
Has anyone ever successfully terminated a contract with MTN ?
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I'm so over stimulated. My parents and brother were all in my bedroom and the noise??? Everyone speaking at the same time and I'm sitting there like:
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There was a point where any dad and brother were calling me at the same time for my attention. Ah abeg... 😭👍🏽
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MaShonisa@SheIsHloni4h
Got this done last week and I’ve been hearing in HD😭
Virg™ ✨🐨
@Virginich21h
Supongo que escucha por el culo.
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Misheline Mutuzo
@Lord_Mutuzo11h
My baby daddy was on his knees begging for that child. Today, he doesn’t do anything for her. Make sure YOU want to be a mother. Nothing else should make you get a child, especially, a Man saying he wants one.
Sheillah Khadie🛸@SheillahKhadieOct 25
Also make sure your man wants kids before bearing children for him🥹 The number of single mothers is through the roof😌
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Oh a mother's love. Arrived in the morning and said I was hungry. Took a bath and went to bed. Did she not cook whilst I was sleeping??
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There's this hun sitting next to me in the bus. At this point I'm starting to believe she wants to be in my skin because she's literally squeezing herself in my space. I don't know how many times I've asked her to shift.
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Cha shuthi yimi lo onebhadi because ask me why I moved to an empty seat and another lady decides to leave her seat and come sit next to me???
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Katonny💥
@tonvionnyOct 24
The Government
Hilda Namulondo@mukyalaNeighborOct 24
If God is for us, who can be against us
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Weather is gloomy in Margate. Lapho I left all my warm clothes in Johannesburg.
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File Vile Hive Life
Dr. Koena Moabelo 🇿🇦
@RealKoenaza15h
#DrKoenaMoabelo
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I swear I wanna do a short course in carpentry and use that skill for a side business.
👑 Emily T 👑@morwediwateffoOct 25
Whoever cancelled carpentry, plumbing and home economics and needlework at schools did a very huge mistake, unemployment wouldn't have been this much
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You are me, I am you. Because 90% of the time people who spew those words, don't even know what they are apologizing for.
Retha_ngp
@retha_1_Oct 25
Nna “Sorry for everything” gae bereke mo go nna, ke nyaka o e bolele 1 by 1 everything yeuwe
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You are me, I am you. Because 90% of the time people who spew those words, don't even know what they are apologizing for.
Retha_ngp
@retha_1_Oct 25
Nna “Sorry for everything” gae bereke mo go nna, ke nyaka o e bolele 1 by 1 everything yeuwe
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Your bait worked
Kalashnikov@YourBoy_TKOct 24
Went to throw my trash out and these huns outside were asking “siphuza phiiiiii ???” Told them I get breathalysed every day at the mines and they’re suddenly more interested😭😭😭😭
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If you will pay the remaining R6k of my school fees.
June ᥫ᭡:@Iam_JunieyOct 25
Let’s see your academic transcript 🫣
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Amanga ke lawa.
Lindani M.
@LyndaniMOct 25
“No Kids” isn’t a flex btw.
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Davis Mooti
@davisnganziOct 25
One thing I’ve learnt about love is that sometimes, you have to be willing to let go of certain expectations and reconsider your standards. Love doesn’t always come in the package you imagined, and if you’re not careful, you might miss out on something genuine because you’re too attached to an ideal.
Masuhd
@masuhd_Oct 25
My first kid has to be your first.
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By you?
William Omoyeh
@_mrwillOct 25
Your debt will be sorted this week
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