Fifths & Fists For the Common Man

The West
Joined December 2022
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#ElonMusk is a threat to our elections and a threat to national security. Pass it on.
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#Christians are a clown show wrapped in a snuff film.
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The #OrangePlague is worthy of the Louvre.
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Pro-Choice is not Pro-#Abortion. Anti-#Israel is not Anti-Semitism. If you disagree...
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It took @megynkelly 11 years to say anything about Roger Ailes. Don't believe her surgically augmented, ozempic ladeling bullshit. #Cornell
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#ElonMusk needs a bra and one of those gut concealing shirts.
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Once a pedophile, always a pedophile.
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Everyone take a minute and laugh at @Eric_Schmitt for not knowing the difference between Atlanta and Iowa. He has further proved #MAGA's galactic stupidity. #JackSmith owned him today without even trying.
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#MAGA says they're not a cult. So I consulted Google. Tell me who this sounds like:
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#KenPaxton just confirmed with a straight face that he's soft on pedophiles. If Texas lets him win, it proves that #Texas is soft on pedophiles.
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#Science tells me snakes can't talk. #Christianity (and Harry Potter) tells me snakes can talk. Same with shrubs. Until I have a long conversation with a garter snake or a rhododendron, #Christians can go play in traffic.
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#ElonMusk is terrified. I wonder why.
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Proof @nickshirleyy is nothing more than a MAGA simp who was molested as a kid and liked it.
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#KenPaxton's wife, @AngelaPaxtonTX, who #KenPaxton repeatedly cheated on, still wants you to vote for her lazy-eyed, corrupt, lying sack of shit husband. Also, #KenPaxton will block you if you mention his lying, his corruption or his adultery.
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#JaxonDart endorsed #Trump and then blew out his knee. Everything Trump touches goes to shit. @Giants @NFL
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Everything you need to know about @GregAbbott_TX...
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Everyone point and laugh at #MAGA this morning because they are actively trying to cancel cheese. Literally... cheese.
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