Modeler of digital funny trains, LNER J52/2 man, may or may not sometimes remind you that they like non-train stuff (my name isn't actually Max)

Stupid Town
Joined March 2019
"So the first Gresley Pacific design never proceeded beyond the paper stage. For the sake of Gresley's reputation, this is probably just as well, for the curious combination of Ivatt with Churchward was very unlikely to have achieved the outstanding success" - Cecil J. Allen
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Ivo Hugh being No.7 doesn't really make sense timeline-wise. To fix this, Awdry should've added a super-smart gorilla with a tesla cannon and a dome shield who is from the moon, and helps with the construction of the Lakeside Loop in 1965 and leaves after Duke is discovered.
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He is no longer in 06 mesh edit hell
Oh yeah, guess I never really did say anything did I? there's been a new Henry on the site for a couple of weeks now. mfstrainz.jimdofree.com/locoโ€ฆ
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Between 1966 & 1967, rumours of a runaway consist spread throughout the Western Region of British Railways. While many tried, only one person successfully caught and photographed this "Mystery Train" rushing through Longport Station on October 4th, 1966. (๐Ÿ“ธErnest Kearney)
Ex-MR 700 2765 (later NWR 13) outside of Vicarstown Loco Depot, September 1923. 2765 arrived in 1920 but didn't enter in 1922 because its frames needed patching; the patch job didn't last long, and the loco was scrapped in 1924. (๐Ÿ“ธMorton Beckett)
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The problem with making a fictional express engine is that 90% of the time you'll have to find a naming scheme for the class eventually Like, cool bro, you made your engine. Now do you want to copy the GWR bar for bar? Or do you want to risk one of the engines being named this?
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He Suffers Dreadfully and Everyone Finds it Kinda Funny
Thomas and the Great Freakshow
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The Max Man ๐Ÿ’€ retweeted
Guess who accidently found the source of the M Class from the Railways Of Sodor Lecture!
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Remembered I had a version of photoshop lying around on my hard drive, so here are some color corrections using that divide layer stuff
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Thomas and the Great Freakshow
Mountain Engines Never Tell Lies
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Fun fact: I've been sitting on this one since June because I wasn't sure if I could get away with making yet another joke about how a face would look on Stephenson's Rocket pre-rebuild I later decided that I could, in fact, get away with doing it again
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Mountain Engines Never Tell Lies
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Henry's chinese cowboy impression is so offensive that Gordon's boiler practically explodes and he is unable to ask Henry to stop being so fucking racist
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Modelled one of my favorite HiT era faces now that a scan of it is available
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Some 13 year old out there had a dumb idea and now every 3rd tweet I see about the E2s is gonna look like this for the next few months
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Anyways stay tuned for when I repost that image of the Big Boy and Jinty again when the never-ending E2 discourse shitpit inevitably loops around to overexaggerating its size like it always does
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Ex-MR 700 2765 (later NWR 13) outside of Vicarstown Loco Depot, September 1923. 2765 arrived in 1920 but didn't enter in 1922 because its frames needed patching; the patch job didn't last long, and the loco was scrapped in 1924. (๐Ÿ“ธMorton Beckett)
A photo of the original NWR's No.7 (c.1923). Despite having the Furness branding removed and its new number applied, it still retained its original Indian Red livery until its next overhaul in 1925, when the loco was finally repainted into proper NWR colors.
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Threatening to call City of Truro when Duck refuses to work with Diesel for the day
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Ok, so how predictable would it be for my next set of stories to be about Thomas? Actually, don't even answer that, because that's exactly what the next set of stories is going to be about.
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Ngl, that random worker at Southampton had some high hopes thinking someone would've wanted to buy one of the E2s, let alone two of them (me, I would've been that someone)
saddens me deeply cause there were supposed plans to preserve the E2's but there had been lack of dedication (104 & 109)
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How Awdry in this alt. timeline be reacting when an engine that suspiciously looks like one of his characters passes by him at Horsted Keynes
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