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Max Portnoy

@MaxPortnoy_

vengeance is mine. you are all ants and I am your destroyer ha ha

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Joined November 2011
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My life goal is to become famous enough to be made fun of on @SouthPark
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Ball lang chur
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I’ve never eaten a taki and I never will
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What an irritating thing babies are
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Todd Schlopy
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What would happen if you clockwork oranged a shark?
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@Loudwire14 Oct 2021
WHOA: @codeorangetoth's new drummer is @tallah__'s @MaxPortnoy_ loudwire.com/code-orange-new…
Code Orange's New Drummer Is Tallah's Max Portnoy

Code Orange's New Drummer Is Tallah's Max Portnoy

He's currently on his dream tour opening for Slipknot.

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I'm not a cow... I'm a pickle
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Surprise! Look who came all the way out to Pittsburgh to play with us! @MaxPortnoy_ Last night was the first full line-up Tallah live show since January 2020, the first ever for @punk_plant & @Mewzen_! Thank you Pittsburgh for going wild for us! We continue in Cleveland next!
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Image from 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚑 (@tallah__)
Image from 𝚝𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚊𝚑 (@tallah__)
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Why tf you guys been hiding Primus from me all these years?
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Bass: Les Claypool Drums: Danny Carey Guitar: Tom Morello Vocals: Serj Tankian
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Bird law in this country is not governed by reason
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Hogan's Castle
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War horns are badass
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Stan talks through the entire movie.

Stan Talks Through the Movie

The boys go to the movies, but Stan can't keep his mouth shut during the trailers. "You're Getting Old" S15

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100% Real Crowtein
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andy s@CIAGoFundMe11 Jun 2021
woman who solely watches 10 second tik tok clips of teenagers: ladies if he watches South Park in 2021 that’s a major red flag
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Then start breaking bricks, wet nips
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