Writer. Voiceover. Neurospiky. Not on here anymore. Find me at all the other links. 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪
By the sea / London
Joined March 2011
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For those of you still here, you can now preorder my book ‘No Heels No Problem: A Neurodivergent Survival Guide To Adult Life When You’re Dyspraxic or ADHD.’ It’s out everywhere on August 21.
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This is like “Who will keep the friends in the divorce?” only the couple are both assholes and all their friends are also assholes.
Fun fact: We’re distantly related! (Great Granny born Cecily Young, daughter of Carmichael Young…). Surreal to hear him go through the family history I’ve been hearing from my dad for years… bbc.co.uk/programmes/m002d34…
Why machines will never beat humans: iPhone just tried to make a screenshot of my prescription into a photo slideshow with jaunty music.
Businesses: I promise you nobody wants to read your ‘story’ as much as they want to see your opening times…
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Would love to be in the room when Darren Grimes realises he has no power to deport immigrants but has to sort out the bin timetable
RIP the sports socks my best friend gave me to run the London marathon in 9 years ago. I don’t know what else I own that’s lasted that long, but doubt it’s a long list…
Is he going to wear a Union Jack dress…? independent.co.uk/tv/news/st…
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Ooh, Sunday evening dread is extra spicy on a Monday.
🎶 “The famous Hatfield College went to Rome to see the Pope…” #NicheJokes
Happy Easter weekend from my sick room. #TrainLurgy #probably
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Anyone sentient in the mid-90s is currently experiencing an elongated cut scene hidden in the word ‘navigated’
How King Charles and his 'darling' Queen Camilla have navigated their 50-year love affair as they mark 20th wedding anniversary
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Slowly forgetting I have a twitter account, and need to start sorting my new account elsewhere. But for what it’s worth, this was my long weekend…
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Forgot I was on a phone call about council tax…
Them: What band are you in?
Me: Erm, The Charlatans
Them: Your council tax band
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Argh! I just cocked up with a spam/scam call. My mobile rang, a number I didn't recognise. I answered. An obviously automated female voice said
"I want to talk to you about work. Please add me on What's App." Then rang off.
As I answered, they'll now have logged that my number is real. So I (& anyone else who's done the same) now need be vigilant for a wave of spam messages and calls coming my way.
It’s light on my Sunday night train! 🎉💃
#SimplePleasures