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TAMU Class of '21

Prosper, TX
Joined August 2012
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Don’t be surprised if TENET becomes the Best Picture front runner soon. I think people are seriously underestimating how much this movie is going to connect with audiences including academy voters.
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That horrible sharp Nosferatu tooth in the Keurig machine, biting the poor defenseless Keurig pod. Upsetting.
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This dude is so charismatic how could you NOT vote for him
Ken Paxton, while trashing Talarico's Christianity, manages to mispronounce "Christianity" two different ways in the span of three seconds
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Did bro even see DIGGER
BREAKING: President Trump makes a major energy policy announcement at his Texas rally. "Tonight, I'm officially terminating Biden's expensive and unnecessary methane regulations." The president claims the rollback will save consumers and energy producers $45 billion while expanding domestic oil and natural gas production. Trump says the move will unlock Texas natural gas reserves and produce an additional 210 million barrels of oil. Get the latest updates on the Fox News app: foxnews.onelink.me/xLDS/z2jy…
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I was on the fence about voting until I heard what Johnny Manziel had to say
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fourth google images result for "cambrian explosion" has no right to go this hard
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schmelliot retweeted
ethan klein you a bitch ass nigga
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My roommate shortly after he moved in recommended Dungeon Crawler Carl to me and loaned me his copy, I got like 3 pages in and it has been sitting on my nightstand ever since
My coworkers saying Dungeon Crawler Carl is their favorite series
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Y’all I have not laughed at a commercial this hard in YEARS Be so fuckin for real 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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If Digger was a Korean film it'd be the unanimous film of the year
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Guy who famously doesn't need money is going to appear with Trump? My GOAT John David Crow would never
🏈🇺🇸 President Trump returns to Texas Tuesday to help boost Republicans for the midterms. Axios is reporting that former college football stars Johnny Manziel and Colt McCoy, along with two-time Super Bowl champion Danny Amendola, will join Trump for his stops in Lubbock and Corpus Christi on Tuesday.
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I don't wear any of these I wear boxer briefs
Visual guide to underwear styles
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Harrison Butker far right as usual
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I hate this goddamn chud just looking at him pisses me off
When you see this guy on your screen, you know you’re about to see a ton of penalties
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schmelliot retweeted
KC Concepcion has set a new career high in receiving yards with 5 minutes to play in the 2Q. Feasting so far. @DanielOyefusi called it.
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IM ETHAN BRADBERRY
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I legit teared up on that TD, I forgot to take my meds last night tho so that's probably part of it
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Marcel woke up this morning and remembered he is a football player
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MARCEL REED PASSING TOUCHDOWN???? ON THE ROAD???? WHAT ARE MY EYES SEEING???
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KJ Edwards and David Olano on the Aggie offense
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