Chelsea 💙, Cr7 🐐, Wizkid

Between her tits
Joined July 2024
If kele and her “girlies” never hate you before then you dey do something wrong
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not only do I manage him, but I co-directed this too lmao look 👇
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you fit just dey on your own make God just remember the sins of your father. and that day no go funny for you
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i envy people who know how to pose for pictures. i'll take 10 shots and still hate 5 of them .
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Bro decided to invent his own Chemistry
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Pimple popper satisfying
🎬 THE BOY WHO KEPT BUYING TWO ICE CREAMS 💔🥹 Every Saturday, a little boy visited the same ice cream shop and bought two ice creams. One for himself. One for someone nobody ever saw. The shop owner finally asked, “Son, who is the second ice cream for?” The boy smiled. “My dad.” “Where is he?” The boy looked down. “He lives in heaven. Before he died, he promised we’d eat ice cream together every Saturday.” The shop owner felt his heart break. “How long have you been doing this?” “Three years.” The following Saturday, the boy returned as usual. But this time, the shop owner handed him two ice creams and said, “Today, I’m eating with you.” The boy stared at him. “Why?” The man knelt beside him. “Because nobody should have to miss someone alone.” For the first time in three years, the boy cried in public. Not because he missed his father any less, but because someone finally understood. Years later, that boy became a successful businessman. He opened an ice cream shop where children who couldn’t afford a treat could eat for free. Above the counter, he placed a small sign: “Sometimes, the smallest things hold the biggest memories.” ❤️
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Person go look my house think say I dey fight with architect. But joke apart, health and happiness dey overflow here! 😂 Standard lifestyle on a budget. Drop your honest review below 👇
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All it takes is one good idea some delusional friends and a Chinese supplier.
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New look, same Rema. 🔥
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Leave that thing for there E no dey pay bills Yami leave that thing for there @zaylevelten
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Thank U 1.7k family big love ❤️ Get me to 2k family 🥶❤️😇
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Apparently, a video is going viral of a 3-year-old boy called Neveda Pierre from Neveda, Florida. He is almost formidable at dribbling. White parents called the police on him, complaining he is too black to play with their white kid, but not in those exact words. Instead, they said he should be expelled for “playing roughly.” It’s alleged he was benched simply for being too good at soccer. The white teacher later moved him to play with 5-year-olds because the 3-year-olds couldn’t keep up, yet he remained formidable. The scene turned chaotic when the parents called the police. The video spread because the boy was too good and the cops were called. Jay-Z saw it and sponsored him to Barcelona’s La Masia academy, saying: “There is no room for racism; it should be discouraged at all costs. When you see a boy too good at football like Pierre, your first reaction shouldn’t be to call the police but FIFA. If someone is good at what they do, call the relevant authorities to promote their talent, not the police. This young boy can become the future of Barcelona and the next big player like Messi and Lamine Yamal.” This is so good of Jay-Z for sponsoring the boy’s mentorship at one of the best academies. Now Pierre can enjoy doing what he does best without discrimination. By the look of things, he will become one of the best players in the world—the only one to surpass Messi and break all of Ronaldo’s records. Having said that, the only mistake Jay Z did was enrol him at Barcelona’s academy instead of Real Madrid one.
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Good evening friends of Suraah🦋
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My standards are high because I’m ME🦋
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Ladies, if he suddenly treats his phone like a TOP-SECRET GOVERNMENT FILE 🚨… my sister, don't investigate the FBI! JUST RUN! PEACE OF MIND OVER PHONE PASSWORDS! ❤️🚩 Agree or disagree?
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I was at a wedding reception last weekend. The groom stood up to make a speech, took a bite of cake, and suddenly started choking. Everyone just stared. His best man froze. His mom started screaming. I was three seats away and had to shove my chair back, get behind him, and do the Heimlich while the whole room watched. The piece of cake flew out. He was fine. But the silence afterward was brutal. Have you ever had to step in when everyone else froze? What did you do?
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Look closely at this 1975 neighborhood. I bet people will disagree on what doesn’t belong.
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😳 😲 i love the transformation of this nail 💅 Watch to the end and see what am talking about so satisfying 💯
Today’s lunch: Semovita and delicious moringa soup 😋🍲💚 Simple, nutritious, and satisfying!”
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I'm a barber. Neighborhood shop. Same chairs. Thirty years. Kid came in. Maybe ten. Wanted a haircut. "How much?" "Fifteen dollars." He had $7.23. "That's exactly right today." Cut his hair. Looked great. He came back every month. Always $7.23. Always "exactly right." Did this for three years. His mom came in. Crying.
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One of the most TENSION-FILLED movie scenes you’ll ever see 🎬👀 TITLE IN THE COMMENTS 👇🔥
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