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Mitchell

@McDitchell

sarcasm and Britney Spears.

 Los Angeles, CA
instagram.com/callmethe_guvuhnah
Joined April 2009
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Look at my bald head having the night of his life 😂 feels kinda surreal to see me in a video boppin to Kelly fucking Clarkson In the front row. What a night.
Sam Steiber (@sam_steiber) profile pictureSam Steiber@sam_steiber29 Apr 2023
Kelly Clarkson hitting these high notes in Miss Independent is INSANE 🤯
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having a crush on someone while feeling like you’re not attractive enough to even have a chance with them is a different kind of embarrassment
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Had a dream last night that I had a cute boyfriend. Hmm maybe one day 😂😬😭😩
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Happy birthday to me 🥰
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So, I cry myself to sleep last night because I miss my dog. And then I wake up to a text from my friend saying she’s sick and can no longer host my birthday party tonight where I planned on getting super drunk and dancing all night. Happy birthday to me. 😭🖕
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Well, I’ve spent the first hour of my birthday crying because I miss my dog. How unexpected
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This reel came up on insta and immediately I started balling. I miss my pup
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It’s 2 minutes into my birthday and no one has texted me happy birthday yet. Everyone hates me
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Sometimes I put my phone on Do Not Disturb with the hope that someone will disturb. It never works
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My friend just sent me $20 and told me to get a drink on him to celebrate. Maybe it’ll be fun after all haha
Mitchell (@McDitchell) profile pictureMitchell@McDitchellOct 26
My birthday is tomorrow and I am just feeling blah about it. I’m usually excited but for some reason I’m just out of it. Lately, everything just feels really heavy 😔
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My birthday is tomorrow and I am just feeling blah about it. I’m usually excited but for some reason I’m just out of it. Lately, everything just feels really heavy 😔
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Pop Base
@PopBaseOct 25
19 years ago today, Britney Spears released ‘Blackout.’
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You’re welcome 🥰
JM 💋 (@iammjenni) profile pictureJM 💋@iammjenniOct 23
The most amazing person you know in life is a Scorpio
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Had a lot of fun last night with my besties and @ChappellRoan
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This video genuinely changed my life. 5 year old me was SHOOK
Pop Crave (@PopCrave) profile picturePop Crave
@PopCraveOct 23
28 years ago today, Britney Spears released '...Baby One More Time.'
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Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseOct 23
Scorpio season has started.
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Two in a row WOOT WOOT
LA Kings (@LAKings) profile pictureLA Kings
@LAKingsOct 23
BRANDT CLARKE!!!!!
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The LA Kings have their first win of the season
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Omfg 😭
Cal (@nocapcal) profile pictureCal@nocapcalOct 20
Replying to @DailyMail
Tim McGracias. Dude looks Mexican.
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LETS GO MILEY
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Never. One of my best friends killed herself in 2010 and I still have her number in my phone. Along with my grandma and other friends who have passed. Idk why, but I don’t think I’ll ever remove them from my contacts.
Puck 💙🏒🏈🌊🏝️🐱🐶 (@Puckbunny13) profile picturePuck 💙🏒🏈🌊🏝️🐱🐶@Puckbunny13Oct 18
How long do you wait to delete a person you love who’s died from your phone? Asking for me.
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