Living it a day at a time and occasionally enjoying it. Defender of squirrels and inventor of the inflatable brick wall. Smack your head anywhere, any time.
Australia
Joined March 2017
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Dear America
If you're so concerned about the right to life, where are your gun laws? Asking for the 249 who were killed in mass shootings from the 1st of January to the 25th May this year.
In the meantime, here's another prime example of your hypocrisy.
Squirrel retweeted
rottenborn: she said she didn’t know the bottle was broken when it was inside her.
sir, as an owner of a vagina, i know when a man needs to cut his nails 😂, i will DEFINITELY know if there’s sharp glass in my lady bits.
#DeppVsHeard #DeppHeardTrial #Rottenborn
Trump at his press conference on COVID-19 talking about social distancing, advising people to remain at a 2 metre distance from others.
Anyone else see the irony in this.....or is it just me???
"My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive." - Boris Johnson.
Someone alert NASA the Mars Explorer needs to keep a spare seat open on the return trip. Welcome home, Elvis.
Political analyst on @CNN show @CNNSitRoom when talking about the eternally delusional Trump: "the world looks to the United States as a moral compass" .
If the rest of the world ever did, not anymore, sweetie, not any more.
Squirrel retweeted
Please RT and give @MerPolDogs a follow 6000 followers and the Traffic Sgt gets it 😂😂 teapawt.org/MerPolDogs/status/9930…
We found a Sergeant from @merpoltraffic who accepted our challenge. We think 6000 followers may pursuade us to post some videos!
My favorite shop and yes, I spent money.
Excellent service and beautiful earrings. Thank you, @NicholasWylde
Squirrel retweeted
At last a few days without rain allowing mum and pups to have quality outside time together.
Squirrel retweeted
"Couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this, absolutely unbelievable. I even pinched myself to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.
Diesel less than £1.20 a litre!"
My fave so far this year! What a clever Doggo! teapawt.org/RCSD/status/9671342944…
K9 Bali loves playing peekaboo almost as much as he loves surprises. If you love surprises too, you should probably pay attention to our tweets say around 9PM....😉😉@JoshAndBali #LivePD
Heard it all now. The "World Clown Association" is looking for a new president.
I am going to restrain myself for pointing out the obvious candidate. But at least we know there is a new career awaiting Donald Trump after his impeachment.
Known this jeweller for over 30 years & am lucky enough to own some fab pieces.
@nicholaswylde
Valentine's 2018 Competition nicholaswylde.com/valentines…
Squirrel retweeted
This is why our police dogs are SO important. I understand budgets are strained, but it is simply CRACKERS to get rid of dog units!
#DontDitchTheDogs teapawt.org/Crufts/status/95915438…
Everyday across the UK, brave & courageous canine heroes are on the frontline catching criminals to ensure everyone stays safe! 👮🏻♂️
You can meet these pawesome crime fighting canines at #Crufts2018 from 8th - 11th March at the NEC Birmingham.