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Anecdotal data from the expressway:
Despite cars maintaining high speeds of over 110kph, the road has reported about 5 accidents, and 3 of those involved matatus.
It shows that:
1. Clearly labelled and lit roads work
2. Roads that isolate pedestrians from the highway work
3. Roads that don't have bumps every 200meters work
4. Roads that enforce traffic laws work.
DSTV has overhauled their packages
Starter - 116 Channels (All local Channels, Premier League Matches, all LaLiga Matches, and a LUO channel from the second of November) 750 bob per month
Select - 149+ Channels - tailor made for famile viewing. News, sports, kid’s channels. 1,500 bob per month
Sports Pack - 159+ Channels. ALL SPORTS. EVERYTHING, and a first - Supersport Swahili. It will also come with several movie channels. 3,000 bob per month
Ultimate 180+ Channels - all sports. All movies, all entertainment. KILA KITU. 7,300 per month. A 40% reduction
Stop projecting high-stakes American culture war theory onto Kenyan cross-dressers. They aren't revolutionaries fighting for identity. Most of them are dullards playing dress-up for TikTok views, brand cheques, and local outrage. It’s an attention hustle, not an ideological movement.
Everyone should buy their running shoes from Badeq!
This video aged well 🤣
Well in @Immmanuelnd ..supper proud 👏 of you hacking the 42kms.
Told you guys, an 'average' guy can do a marathon...although suffering is constant 😆
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Today, I took part in the 23rd edition of the Standard Chartered Nairobi Marathon. The event attracted a record 30,700 registered participants from 102 nationalities.
I completed the 21km Half Marathon in 1hr 44mins....11mins faster than last year!
‘Mkubwa syndrome’ is a SERIOUS threat to this Nation’s security 😭😭
How the State of Kenya renders airports insecure and extention other corresponding international Airports. The woman is a senior mandarin. She was not checked. Her bags were not inspected. Instead airport security staff are carrying the bags out of the office. Note that the bags pass through a loundly screaming check. From here she can fly to any airport on earth! @icao @CAA_Kenya
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Catch @TodayChocoKe at Kikuyu Live Sessions!
When cravings strike, have a worthy treat 😋
Enjoy the naturally sweet Today chocolate with almonds. 0% added sugar, 100% great taste.
Available at all Chandarana Stores!
#AllPleasureZeroGuilt
Again, I will not download your app to enter the event (I paid for via Mobile Money) and you sent me a QR code. Scan the code, or verify my payment.
Someone somewhere has sold a 'stack' to all these ticket masters and the KPI for their next round of fundraising seems to be 'active users/downloads'
There is a ka-station that looks like a Kiambu Road project ... 'cause the soundbite output this week! Eh
Mascardi simply said:
1. You bought an old ass car (cause it was cheap)
2. You still owe us money for the old ass car that you’ve had for over a year.
3. You tried to pay us with likes (bado tunafikiria)
4. Uligongesha your old ass car
5. Ulienda duff mpararo with your old ass car
Lakini we are nice, we will help you sort it out.
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Unpopular opinion: your results with AI largely depend on how smart you are
