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Hey twitter folks. I'm really happy with how this one came out. I've posted hundreds of videos and this is top 5 for sure. Its a flashback to 2013 with a peak performance by @hoorayforearth #hoorayforearth youtu.be/ROq3pe5GBxE

Everyone is talking about the Karen Read trial but I'm over here wondering where the hell Aaron Pennington is after 8 months of searching. #karenread #aaronpennington

Happy bday to my fellow May 9th boys. @billyjoel @AndrewWk @DaveGahanFans

There's diarrhea on the wall of the ATM vestibule in Central Sq. Almost puked and had to leave. @CambridgeBank

Tortured Poets Department is a weak attempt by Taylor Swift to piggyback on the success of Invalid Litter Dept by At The Drive-In.

Simple fact check... John McAfee was never a billionaire. Jesus Christ. @joerogan #joerogan

Hollywood: Let's give Best Actress to the woman who played a Frankenstein sex doll with the mind of an infant. Also Hollywood: Why does everyone call us pedophiles? #Oscars    #Oscars2024

Joe Rogan bitching to Katt Williams about a ban on flavored vapes in CA while theyre high as fuck in TX where marijuana is probably a felony still. Lol. Katt is still the greatest but Joe has always been a stool-humping hack. (Great on Newsradio though). #JoeRogan #KattWilliams

Is there an account or bot on this platform dedicated to pointing out the misuse of "literally"? There literally should be one. @elonmusk @X

Special Counsel Jack Smith looks kinda like Adam 22. That is all. Damn, this platform sucks now.

Ok, I'm going to say it. Genocide is OK, when it comes to bed bugs

I'd rather be The Penultimate Warrior. That one usually a bit more tricky in my gaming experience.

I wonder how Chiefs fans would feel if I dressed up as zombie Jovan Belcher at their Dec 17th game at Foxborough? "Its just a costume!" #KansasCityChiefs

A remake of The Fabulous Baker Boys starring the Kelce bros and T Swift. Im full of bad ideas. @taylorswift13 @newheightshow #taylorswift #PhiladelphiaEagles #KansasCityChiefs

3-tier mashup Halloween costume idea: John Wayne Goatse. #Halloween #costume #crafting

Everyone mad like they never pop off earlier than expected. #EmergencyAlertSystem

I've never live-streamed from my phone because I'm too afraid that one day I will accidentally enable it while singing along to the 1996 hit single "Ready To Go" by Republica when I'm home alone.

I might go on a manic tweet frenzy before this app starts charging "a small monthly fee". Theres no fucking way I'm paying money to ride a sinking ship. Lol. #x #RIPTwitter

Tabloid headline: KelSwift Engage. Sorry for this niche joke. @taylorswift13 @tkelce @newheightshow @kseofficial #taylorswift #nfl    #theendofheartache #kelswiftengage #kelswift

I hate when I'm trying to enjoy a musical production and there's a grandma in the next row making Boebert Yogurt. @laurenboebert #Beetlejuice #LaurenBoebert #broadway #theatre #protectourchildren